And she says the gentleman who offered the half million was "gorgeous". Okay, Shy, I'll tell you what: I'll fuck and suck this gorgeous gentleman, and you give me half. For $250K, hell, I'll blow five guys.

I used to wonder why everyone was on Shy Love's case, but she does seem to have a penchant for exaggeration. Like a porn whore wouldn't do a private for enough money to pay off the note on one of her McMansions.