Here's a non Mary Carey story:

Well, Dustin Flynt did invite me to the Hustler offices a few years back about a possible job when my first porn made the news (March 2005ish). I didn't have any 2257 documentation and the girl didn't want it sold or broadcast again, but he still wanted to purchase the rights which I declined (and didn't seem concerned with the 2257 issue). "A Current Affair" sent a camera crew to cover the meeting which former director Kat Slater sat in on. She seemed to have a much better grasp than him on the industry; I can't say I'm uber surprised he got fired from Hustler.

I never saw the clip "A Current Affair" aired but the host (some former meathead football player Tim Green) supposedly kept calling me "annoying." And then he was fired two months later and the show was canceled.


Keep ridiculing all my toys; I have stuff worth more than what you make working three months straight at whatever dead end job I'm sure you call home Lou (I'd be shocked if you make more than $20G a year). Try getting some better insults besides the same lame red head jokes I've heard since third grade, or your lame sci-fi references that point to you being a bigger nerd than me.