What are some good titles for porn-related coffee table books? I think an enterprising publisher could make a mint.

Some suggestions:

Yellow Couch/White Sofa: Setting the Scene in Porn.

Blowbangs of Yore: San Fernando Valley, 1982-2002.

Mustard-Colored Walls: The Death of Porn.

Selling Silicone by the Pound: Valley Tits of Note.

Splooge. A Gimp's View. (apologies to DaBurg)

Pretty in Red.

Jondras Galore, Trannies and Christians and More.

California Asses and Florida Tits. American Smut in the 00's.

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