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#382016 - 12/19/08 09:30 AM snowed in!
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
got an extra day of vacation and now can't leave the house anyway.....we got almost 11 inches in less than a 10 hr period.....i hate WI this time of year
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#382017 - 12/19/08 10:19 AM Re: snowed in!
tattypatty Offline
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We're getting more than that tomorrow, not counting the snow we already have. And the bus strike means we're walking everywhere...


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#382018 - 12/19/08 10:40 AM Re: snowed in!
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Cleared the snow four times so far since 7 am.
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#382019 - 12/19/08 10:44 AM Re: snowed in!
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This week has been crazy: First it’s 30°, then it’s 50°, back to 30°, up to 62° two days ago. Now it's snowing. The sloppy wet kind.

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#382020 - 12/19/08 12:23 PM Re: snowed in!
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Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
It's starting here now as I'm typing this. The beginning of the week was in the 60's.


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#382021 - 12/19/08 12:27 PM Re: snowed in!
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
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I live in the High desert of Southern California. It has snowed at my house 2 times in the last 21 years,with the snow lasting less than an hour on the ground.

On Wednesday it snowed for 12 hours and the shit is still all over my yard.

And there is still water dripping off the roof.
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#382022 - 12/19/08 01:06 PM Re: snowed in!
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I wonder what Windsock does when he's snowed in?
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#382023 - 12/19/08 01:09 PM Re: snowed in!
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
self-loathing and pushups
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#382024 - 12/19/08 04:21 PM Re: snowed in!
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

This week has been crazy: First it’s 30°, then it’s 50°, back to 30°, up to 62° two days ago. Now it's snowing. The sloppy wet kind.




Last Sunday it was 50 degrees at 7:00AM by 4:00PM it was 17 degrees with a wind chill of zero.
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#382025 - 12/19/08 09:00 PM Re: snowed in!
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
We got a shit load of snow up here, had to go out with the snow blower twice.

The city is pulling a bunch of bullshit and not clearing the non-main roads, they are claiming its because of the bad economy which is total bullshit and they switched from road salt to sand.

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#382026 - 12/19/08 09:05 PM Re: snowed in!
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Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
Heard on the news tonight that they're going to clear the roads quickly for the morning so people can go Christmas shopping because this weekend is the busiest before Christmas.


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#382027 - 12/19/08 09:07 PM Re: snowed in!
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Totally freezing my nuts off here. It was 50 degrees tonight in Santa Monica outside The Gap. I had to wear a down filled parka to go Christmas shopping with my mom and I had to wear socks with my sneakers. The first thing I did when I got to JM today was make hot cocoa.
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#382028 - 12/19/08 09:12 PM Re: snowed in!
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Quote:

Totally freezing my nuts off here. It was 50 degrees tonight in Santa Monica outside The Gap. I had to wear a down filled parka to go Christmas shopping with my mom and I had to wear socks with my sneakers. The first thing I did when I got to JM today was make hot cocoa.




I'm here with a blanket wrapped around me at 14°F with a windchill of -3°F and you're complaining.






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#382029 - 12/19/08 09:13 PM Re: snowed in!
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Had a high of 81 degrees here today but it going down to a chilly 61 over night......brrrrrrrrr
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#382030 - 12/19/08 09:14 PM Re: snowed in!
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Draggah, you should go outside and shovel snow in shorts and a tee until your heart gives out and you die.
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#382031 - 12/19/08 09:17 PM Re: snowed in!
Shrinky Dinks Offline
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Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
Quote:

Draggah, you should go outside and shovel snow in shorts and a tee until your heart gives out and you die.



Who the fuck are you? I doubt you're Scott Fayner though the screenname is that of Taylor's dog. Because why would he hate me the way you do.



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#382032 - 12/19/08 09:19 PM Re: snowed in!
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Registered: 03/12/03
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As if Fayner's the only one who hates you.
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#382033 - 12/19/08 09:24 PM Re: snowed in!
Anonymous
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Quote:

Totally freezing my nuts off here. It was 50 degrees tonight in Santa Monica outside The Gap. I had to wear a down filled parka to go Christmas shopping with my mom and I had to wear socks with my sneakers. The first thing I did when I got to JM today was make hot cocoa.





Have you tried oatmeal yet?

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#382034 - 12/19/08 09:30 PM Re: snowed in!
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
I'm not Fayner, nor as Malice so kindly pointed out, am I the only one who hates you. Please go drive quickly on railroad tracks. Thanks.

Oh, and Malice, fuck you and your 50 degrees. 8 inches of snow here.
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#382035 - 12/19/08 09:38 PM Re: snowed in!
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
inforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMAH!





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Edited by tattypatty (12/19/08 09:39 PM)
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#382036 - 12/19/08 09:48 PM Re: snowed in!
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Loc: NYC
OH HELLZ YEAH, TATTY!1111!!!!!! Informer...
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#382037 - 12/19/08 10:39 PM Re: snowed in!
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
In Portland, we've had a week of random weather (could be snow, could be sleet, could be sunny, could be...)

Here's our next spin-the-wheel predictions ("Wintry Mix"; WTF?):



Somewhere, ranathan is placing bets...



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#382038 - 12/20/08 01:16 AM snowed in: Gia and Windsock
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I wonder what Windsock does when he's snowed in?





Gia, if you were snowed in alone with Windsock in some secluded, totally cutoff manor (like in The Shining) for a 7 day period, would you:

(a) Run and hide like Shelly Duvall, prepared to bust Windy with a baseball bat the moment he drops his drawers in front of you and starts ...

(2) Employ you uber-whore charms and wiles and attempt to tame and control windy's addiction to by offering up your holes whenever he wanted

(iii) Attempt to improve Windosck and make him a better person by presenting him with a healthy diet plan, and specific style and grooming tips he so desperately needs.

(part four) Get totally shitfaced with him and then pretend to be drunkenly passed out to see if he molests when you are passed out.

(FIVE) All of the above (in some combination but not at the same time obviously.)


Bonus Question: If you did get drunk with windsock, and then awoke later that night from your drunken slumber to find windy with his hands under your covers and/or him jerking off over you, would you

(a) Pretend to be asleep and allow him to continue
(b) Fucking KILL the pervert and put him out of everyone's misery
(c) wake up startled as if from a dream but pretend nothing has happened and NOT ask him what he is doing standing over your bed with his penis pointing out and dripping precum, and instead suggest you make some Tea for your hangovers.
(d) calmly wake up and confront him about his behavior and counsel him as a loving older sister would a younger horny curious brother about the proper ways to MOLEST and USE whores in real life.

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#382039 - 12/20/08 10:13 PM Re: snowed in: Gia and Windsock
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Given the horrible weather, I need coordinates to Ceara's rabbit hutch, in order to cook stuff...




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#382040 - 12/20/08 11:09 PM Re: snowed in!
Anonymous
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Given all we know with today’s technology...why people still live in these places is just mad....I just don’t understand…..

However I have read that the birth rate is higher 9 months after these traumatic weather events…..I still have no clue why this is either...

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#382041 - 12/21/08 05:19 AM Re: snowed in!
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

Given all we know with today’s technology...why people still live in these places is just mad....I just don’t understand…..





Aren't you in Florida? And isn't most of Florida below sea level?
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#382043 - 12/21/08 09:46 AM Re: snowed in!
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:

Given all we know with today’s technology...why people still live in these places is just mad....I just don’t understand…..





Aren't you in Florida? And isn't most of Florida below sea level?




Yes ...but where I live would flood LAST....thank the fucking gods!

We are just famous for hurricanes and sinkholes.


The only SNOW we know comes in Miami...from boats bound from Central America!

Its actually pretty good….since it has been stepped on too much….

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#382044 - 12/21/08 09:51 AM Re: snowed in!
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Hah! I see.

I like the north east though, despite the snow. The only time I visited Florida I felt like my lungs were going to mildew. The climate felt like living in an old locker room or something.

I'm sure I would get used to it but it was a shock coming from central PA.

As far as the 'Miami snow' it doesn't really interest me as much as Ontario hydroponics. I don't get it, coke makes me clean my kitchen...
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#382045 - 12/21/08 06:31 PM Re: snowed in!
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

inforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMAH!






LMAO I just watched the one Jim Carrey did on In Living Color about 2 days ago, funny shit....listen to what he says.

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#382046 - 12/22/08 09:22 AM Re: snowed in!
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
It's 16 degrees for a high today. Brrr...
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#382047 - 12/22/08 11:43 AM Re: snowed in!
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Now it's 15 degrees...and it's going to be 11 tonight. Dear god man.
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#382048 - 12/22/08 12:31 PM Re: snowed in!
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

I wonder what Windsock does when he's snowed in?






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#382049 - 01/11/09 02:14 PM Re: snowed in!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
yesterday!


today!


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#382050 - 01/11/09 02:39 PM Re: snowed in!
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Not so bad in Dayton, 5 minutes ago -



But it rained really hard yesterday.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#382051 - 01/14/09 07:35 PM Re: snowed in!
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
THIS SHIT IS CRAZY....

I have so much snow that I have no where else to put it.....I can't see cross traffic as i pull out of my drive way and now...we are fucking freezing...currently -3...don't even ask what the damn windchill is....so cold that every school district around me has closed school for tomorrow....and that is rare for them to call off school so far before 5:30am.


BBRRRR
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#382052 - 01/14/09 07:42 PM Re: snowed in!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Maybe you'll have time to post more. I miss you.
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#382053 - 01/14/09 07:51 PM Re: snowed in!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
XXXBit...it's like you are connected by telepathy. People have been asking about you.

It might be an appropriate time for you to show the temperature as measured by your nipples.

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#382054 - 01/14/09 08:23 PM Re: snowed in!
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

It might be an appropriate time for you to show the temperature as measured by your nipples.




I second that motion. Welcome back, teach!

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#382055 - 01/14/09 10:58 PM Re: snowed in!
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Quote:

THIS SHIT IS CRAZY....

I have so much snow that I have no where else to put it.....I can't see cross traffic as i pull out of my drive way and now...we are fucking freezing...currently -3...don't even ask what the damn windchill is....so cold that every school district around me has closed school for tomorrow....and that is rare for them to call off school so far before 5:30am.


BBRRRR





Are you kiddin' me? It's -23 (-11F) with a windchill of -34 (-29F) mid day. I have to drag my dog outside to make him shit....
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#382056 - 01/15/09 05:13 AM Re: snowed in!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
3 degrees... negative 15 with windchill. we're one of the only districts to keep school open today. the diocese can suck my dick. so to speak.
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#382057 - 01/15/09 06:16 AM Re: snowed in!
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
It's over 90 where I live at the moment.

Can't wait for Autumn to come, I fucking hate hot weather.

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#382058 - 01/15/09 06:30 AM Re: snowed in!
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
19 degrees and snowing in Tn. I just canceled a doctors appt. in Lexington Ky. where it's 9 and snowing. Not today !!!!
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#382059 - 01/15/09 06:44 AM Re: snowed in!
Browser Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
Quote:

the diocese can suck my dick. so to speak.




diocese. That means Catholic school. Right?

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#382060 - 01/15/09 06:49 AM Re: snowed in!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:



diocese. That means Catholic school. Right?


yes.

they are anticipation cancelling school tomorrow, so i had to cancel the hair appointment i had scheduled. three kids stuck in a salon for three hours = disaster. my roots are also going to = disaster.
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#382061 - 01/15/09 07:14 AM Re: snowed in!
XXXbit Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
well just woke up about 20 minutes ago to what I hear is -23.....had to go outside to pull some stuff out the garage...(bad choice)
the only good thing about these snow days is that I get to sleep in for a change.....bad thing is that finals are next week and this group has lost two days of learning....we will make the days up but at the end of the year with a different group of kids.....go figure...(why can't they just adjust the semester)
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#382062 - 01/15/09 12:00 PM Re: snowed in!
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Today looks like a good day to go and check out the whores at the beach
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#382063 - 01/15/09 12:04 PM Re: snowed in!
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Edited by tattypatty (01/15/09 12:06 PM)
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#382064 - 01/15/09 03:23 PM Re: snowed in!
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
they have now canceled school for tomorrow as well...
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#382065 - 01/15/09 04:03 PM Re: snowed in!
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

^^^fuck you....






Need some salt for the wound?


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#382066 - 01/15/09 04:57 PM Re: snowed in!
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

they have now canceled school for tomorrow as well...


we're cancelled, too! yay!! and i don't even have to wake my lazy self up at 6 to check the cancellation listings!
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