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#382016 - 12/19/08 09:30 AM
snowed in!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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got an extra day of vacation and now can't leave the house anyway.....we got almost 11 inches in less than a 10 hr period.....i hate WI this time of year
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#382017 - 12/19/08 10:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
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We're getting more than that tomorrow, not counting the snow we already have. And the bus strike means we're walking everywhere... 
Edited by tattypatty (12/19/08 10:19 AM)
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#382018 - 12/19/08 10:40 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Cleared the snow four times so far since 7 am.
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#382019 - 12/19/08 10:44 AM
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This week has been crazy: First it’s 30°, then it’s 50°, back to 30°, up to 62° two days ago. Now it's snowing. The sloppy wet kind.
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#382021 - 12/19/08 12:27 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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I live in the High desert of Southern California. It has snowed at my house 2 times in the last 21 years,with the snow lasting less than an hour on the ground.
On Wednesday it snowed for 12 hours and the shit is still all over my yard.
And there is still water dripping off the roof.
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#382022 - 12/19/08 01:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I wonder what Windsock does when he's snowed in?
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#382023 - 12/19/08 01:09 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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self-loathing and pushups
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#382028 - 12/19/08 09:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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Totally freezing my nuts off here. It was 50 degrees tonight in Santa Monica outside The Gap. I had to wear a down filled parka to go Christmas shopping with my mom and I had to wear socks with my sneakers. The first thing I did when I got to JM today was make hot cocoa.
I'm here with a blanket wrapped around me at 14°F with a windchill of -3°F and you're complaining.
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#382030 - 12/19/08 09:14 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Draggah, you should go outside and shovel snow in shorts and a tee until your heart gives out and you die.
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#382031 - 12/19/08 09:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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Draggah, you should go outside and shovel snow in shorts and a tee until your heart gives out and you die.
Who the fuck are you? I doubt you're Scott Fayner though the screenname is that of Taylor's dog. Because why would he hate me the way you do.
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#382033 - 12/19/08 09:24 PM
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Totally freezing my nuts off here. It was 50 degrees tonight in Santa Monica outside The Gap. I had to wear a down filled parka to go Christmas shopping with my mom and I had to wear socks with my sneakers. The first thing I did when I got to JM today was make hot cocoa.
Have you tried oatmeal yet?
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#382034 - 12/19/08 09:30 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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I'm not Fayner, nor as Malice so kindly pointed out, am I the only one who hates you. Please go drive quickly on railroad tracks. Thanks.
Oh, and Malice, fuck you and your 50 degrees. 8 inches of snow here.
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#382036 - 12/19/08 09:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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OH HELLZ YEAH, TATTY!1111!!!!!! Informer...
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#382037 - 12/19/08 10:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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In Portland, we've had a week of random weather (could be snow, could be sleet, could be sunny, could be...)
Here's our next spin-the-wheel predictions ("Wintry Mix"; WTF?):
Somewhere, ranathan is placing bets...
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#382038 - 12/20/08 01:16 AM
snowed in: Gia and Windsock
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#382040 - 12/20/08 11:09 PM
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Given all we know with today’s technology...why people still live in these places is just mad....I just don’t understand….. However I have read that the birth rate is higher 9 months after these traumatic weather events…..I still have no clue why this is either... 
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#382043 - 12/21/08 09:46 AM
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Given all we know with today’s technology...why people still live in these places is just mad....I just don’t understand…..
Aren't you in Florida? And isn't most of Florida below sea level?
Yes ...but where I live would flood LAST....thank the fucking gods!
We are just famous for hurricanes and sinkholes.
The only SNOW we know comes in Miami...from boats bound from Central America!
Its actually pretty good….since it has been stepped on too much….
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#382044 - 12/21/08 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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 Hah! I see. I like the north east though, despite the snow. The only time I visited Florida I felt like my lungs were going to mildew. The climate felt like living in an old locker room or something. I'm sure I would get used to it but it was a shock coming from central PA. As far as the 'Miami snow' it doesn't really interest me as much as Ontario hydroponics. I don't get it, coke makes me clean my kitchen...
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#382045 - 12/21/08 06:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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inforrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMAH!
LMAO I just watched the one Jim Carrey did on In Living Color about 2 days ago, funny shit....listen to what he says.
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#382046 - 12/22/08 09:22 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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It's 16 degrees for a high today. Brrr...
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#382047 - 12/22/08 11:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Now it's 15 degrees...and it's going to be 11 tonight. Dear god man.
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#382049 - 01/11/09 02:14 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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yesterday!
today!
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#382050 - 01/11/09 02:39 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Not so bad in Dayton, 5 minutes ago -
But it rained really hard yesterday.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#382051 - 01/14/09 07:35 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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THIS SHIT IS CRAZY....
I have so much snow that I have no where else to put it.....I can't see cross traffic as i pull out of my drive way and now...we are fucking freezing...currently -3...don't even ask what the damn windchill is....so cold that every school district around me has closed school for tomorrow....and that is rare for them to call off school so far before 5:30am.
BBRRRR
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#382052 - 01/14/09 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Maybe you'll have time to post more. I miss you.
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#382053 - 01/14/09 07:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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XXXBit...it's like you are connected by telepathy. People have been asking about you.
It might be an appropriate time for you to show the temperature as measured by your nipples.
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#382054 - 01/14/09 08:23 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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It might be an appropriate time for you to show the temperature as measured by your nipples.
I second that motion. Welcome back, teach! 
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#382056 - 01/15/09 05:13 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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3 degrees... negative 15 with windchill. we're one of the only districts to keep school open today. the diocese can suck my dick. so to speak.
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#382058 - 01/15/09 06:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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19 degrees and snowing in Tn. I just canceled a doctors appt. in Lexington Ky. where it's 9 and snowing. Not today !!!!
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#382059 - 01/15/09 06:44 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
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the diocese can suck my dick. so to speak.
diocese. That means Catholic school. Right?
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#382061 - 01/15/09 07:14 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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well just woke up about 20 minutes ago to what I hear is -23.....had to go outside to pull some stuff out the garage...(bad choice)
the only good thing about these snow days is that I get to sleep in for a change.....bad thing is that finals are next week and this group has lost two days of learning....we will make the days up but at the end of the year with a different group of kids.....go figure...(why can't they just adjust the semester)
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#382064 - 01/15/09 03:23 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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they have now canceled school for tomorrow as well...
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