All these Desi Foxx threads are making me long for the good old days of logging on to XPT and finding 47 threads about Kurt Lockwood or Donny Long, at least 2 or 3 of which would be somewhat entertaining.

This thread is the internet equivalent of watching the Detroit Lions and the Cincinnati Bengals play in a game in 40 below zero wind chill factor and six inches of snow in my stadium seat--with no beer sales allowed.