Jim, you stick with me, buddy - one day I'll teach you how to hunt alt's with proper detective work rather than swing the bat blindfolded as you're doing now. Implying Mark_J = Brandon = samf lands between insulting and amusing - but ultimately it's little more than an uptick of your post counter.
Example, could Brandon figure out that samf is a third generation cactus jumper from San Antone? With his mod creds and some social engineering, maybe. Does Brandon have contacts at roadrunner? Doubt it. Most importantly, would Brandon ever part with a few dollars to order up a 12-month gift subscription to
Out magazine to be delivered to the Gomez household in Samuel's name? No way.
While more samf hijinx and factoids will be revealed soon pending the completion of my investigation (especially if he keeps making more alt's and troll threads) for the moment it's not worth wasting your time thinking I'm anyone else. Since I have no beef with you and this is in fun, I won't even bring up your old alt's.