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#381225 - 12/16/08 04:01 AM
Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I have to let everyone know something.....it's quite hillarious, but I also want to root out the hidden source of this malicious rumor. This Whore >>>>  Believes that I, Da Burglar, Do NOT exist. She thinks I am a character created by JM Productions to entertain readers and posters with funny stories about being a crippled perverted whoremonger. Pretty claims that SOMEONE told her this is the case.... Since Pretty first showed up here at XPT, I have tried to afford her the same affection, admiration and respect (or lack thereof) I give to all the whores and females here at XPT. I'd be just as happy jerking off into her mouth as I would Gigi, Gia, chilledstoli, Moxxie, Teagan, et al. But apparently this isnt good enough for her, or whoever is filling her head with the idea that I work for JM productions as some sort of company Gimp/mascot. So fess up, whoever you are, the poisoner of Pretty Pleadz mind.
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#381228 - 12/16/08 06:04 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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I have no doubt whatsoever that Burg is as "real" (i.e. corporeal) as the rest of us.
"Shrinky Dinks" is a figment of her own imagination.
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#381231 - 12/16/08 10:13 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Pretty, during the holiday season, you'll see a lot of "Burgs" at shopping malls, on street corners etc. And I know it's confusing.It's tough when you grow up and never actually find him in your house leaving a gift. And it's natural to then say "The Burg doesn't exist", especially if someone at school told you this. But what is more important than an actual real person named Burg is the spirit of the season, also known as burgness. Just believe, pretty....
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#381233 - 12/16/08 10:25 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#381235 - 12/16/08 04:55 PM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jeff, how are you crippled? I just saw you on Halloween tearing up the dance floor. You're not even emotionally crippled and you can still run faster than Tony Malice.
Here's the deal, guys:
1) Da Burg is real. Not real like fake cancer, but real REAL. He took Pariah, Malice, and me out to dinner one night and watched me eat a hamburger without the bun.
2) Smelly Monkey is not Jeff. I don't know who SM is, so quit PMing me about it. It is one of those secrets of the universe that I INSIST on being answered on my death bed because that's when I believe all combinations of life are unlocked. That's what a dayshift stripper in Kentucky told me when I was featuring.
3) Shrinky Dinks is probably Darrah.
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#381236 - 12/16/08 05:54 PM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california
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Da Burg rocks. 
I was impressed because he's a babe magnet too! There was a crowd of hotties around him all night when I met him.
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#381237 - 12/16/08 06:09 PM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol
i like the pic of me with "this whore>>" next to it
i never said i thought JM had anything to do with it
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#381239 - 12/16/08 06:37 PM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Bungsmell.... You're getting too stupid to merit a response. You lose at life because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Then theres the fact you fuck guys for a G note. 
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#381240 - 12/16/08 07:27 PM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
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Once again Lou.. Fuck You.!!!! I asked the guy a couple of questions... Don"t kill this thread with your usual Fuck-Tard responses... 
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#381241 - 12/16/08 07:30 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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So asking Jeff if he's a fed doesn't qualify as A "tard response"?.
From now on I'm going to have to approve your replys for your own good. Just pm me all that shit and things will get better for you. I promise.
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#381242 - 12/16/08 07:35 PM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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If Jeff and Burg are Feds then Gunker's a Republican, Panzer has taste and Darrah Dinks just won the Pulitzer for Journalism.
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#381244 - 12/16/08 08:29 PM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Poodle Killer
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Registered: 02/24/06
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Lou this will be be my last reply... I can't make it any more clear... FUCK-YOU....!! This is about the crippled guy... How many fucking PM's do you feel you need to send to me... This is just from the last hour..  One more time Fuck-you...!!! 
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#381246 - 12/16/08 10:02 PM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i didnt post it he did
and i didnt know i annoyed him
i havent talked to him in months?
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#381247 - 12/16/08 11:17 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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#381248 - 12/17/08 03:39 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Gahhhhhhh!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
Im not annoyed, or mad. I am at once, mildly puzzled, and curious about HOW someone could persuade her that I am the equivalent of a weekly sitcom. THATS what I wanted to find out....who told pretty I was everybody's IMAGINARY friend/intellectual pervert over at XPT.
I guess you guys didnt notice the complimentary language I used about pretty in general. XPT always has room for one more good whore....just like a catholic orphanage
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#381249 - 12/17/08 07:17 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i know it was said affectionately  whore is a term of endearment around here nowi ff i could et you to call me GOOD whore, thatd be bomb! love, pretty
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#381250 - 12/17/08 07:56 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I confess. I told her all that, except at no time was the word "intellectual" used.
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#381251 - 12/17/08 09:26 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol
no you didnt
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#381252 - 12/17/08 09:27 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i believe burgs real because gia said so gia is the porn oracle
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#381255 - 12/18/08 11:44 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Anonymous
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Yes its true...none of us here on this here board exist. We are merely a marking ploy concept produced by JM Productions to ultimately produce more sales...it was a very good idea....but then again…I am only speaking for myself…who doesn’t exist.
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#381257 - 12/23/08 10:28 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
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#381258 - 12/23/08 11:10 AM
Re: Pretty Pleadz: "Burg Doesnt exist"
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
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I read somewhere Gigi is Gia which broke my heart, not because it's Gia (allegedly) but because that would mean Gigi is not even a real imaginary person.
Gia is real. She and I took it outside the Rainbow Room on Sunset this past weekend. Then we started fighting, throwing shoes, and pulling hair. It all started when Gia stole my Pepsi. I then called her fat. She then called me fat and stupid. It wasn't pretty. Jeff then showed up in his green Lamborghini so he could film it all for his next feature.
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#381260 - 12/23/08 12:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Solid one, Mr Paperchase. I sometimes wake up in a room with mustard walls, and it depresses me so.
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#381261 - 12/23/08 07:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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I thought no one on this site was real except for Tatty...
I read somewhere Gigi is Gia which broke my heart, not because it's Gia (allegedly) but because that would mean Gigi is not even a real imaginary person. Also Lou is not the lil raisinette in his avatar. No one here is real. Im not real. I'm just a serial killer who is here to look for women to rape murder and then rape again. Although it's not rape if she can't say no. Anywho, I don't believe Burg is real either.
@Gia, was the bunless burger a protein style from In-n-Out? 
I already told you not to listen to most people on this forum.....and I told you GiGi is a real lady and Gia is a total separate lady. Whoever told you that is fucked up beyond XPT fucked up.
Take it all w/a grain of salt Ms. Static. They will try to lure you in. 
And again for the 100th time people have vouched for Burg....he is truly a really nice guy. A bit hard of hearing which can be fustrating, just yell when you're talking to him other than that, the convos are and can be pretty entertaining and informative.
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#381262 - 12/23/08 09:04 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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burg knows almost anything about drugs a could ever wanna know i only ever asked him stuff about ecstacy but he volunteered sooooooooo much other pill poppin info you couldnt help but think "wow this guy really loves dope" and he will listen patiently, fr hours, while a girl babbles about her dick suckin addictions and slutty mispent youth i al ready told him who said it so i think this thread is dead isnt it? lol and ive talked with him on the phone so he knows i know hes real it WAS like forever ago now in the christmas spirit of things, everyone get your dicks out under the mistletoe love, pretty
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#381264 - 12/24/08 12:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Ahem...that's DALE Carnegie. Nerd alert: I found that book on the floor in 7th grade and read it cover to cover.
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