Bertha was my Grandma's name. I met a fucking dime named Gertrude when I was like 20. Everyone called her Trudi but her hot sister (Ursula) ratted her out...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock