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How much do these new cars cost? Or to retrofit the old ones?




Ah, it doesn't matter. As you know Jim, the MTA always has at least three sets of books, and the last two are cooked MEDIUM WELL or WELL DONE. The accountants did not receive their degrees at Smith & Wollensky, but this allows all of management to have Caribbean compounds and Tuscan villas. And if the shit hits the fan, POTUS will just print more money and bail 'em out. It's all good, so don't you worry. Fares will be $5 by 2010 and rivers of poop will flow on all platforms and especially in the new seatless cars!