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1. Some girl who doesn't need one will get a boobjob.
2. A chicken fried steak and a side order of mashed potatoes will both put Christian on their no list.
3. Peter North will have a hair out of place. The cameraman that films this wins the Nobel Prize for physics.
4. A terrible tragedy occurs during a shoot when a house being used for a shoot high on a bluff above the Pacific Ocean slides into the ocean due to the excess grease and oil in Nick Manning's ponytail. The entire porn business goes bankrupt due to the combination of fines levied by the Environmental Protection Agency and being ordered by the courts to pay for the clean up of the resulting oil slick in the Pacific Ocean.

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