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I don't see any hate for women in Rear Admiral's post. Just because you like aggressive, debauched sex and are very dominant in bed, doesn't mean you hate women.



Well, that's what I think but I'm hardly an objective source on myself. What I really want is to bring a "good girl" with me to the strip club, get all three of us coked up, and have the good girl watch me get my freak on with the filthy whore. If she wants to play along, cool. If she wants to be horrified, that's cool too. I used to have a secretary who liked this sort of thing, but I don't know how I got out of that without being sued to death.

Anyway, soon enough I probably will have neither a job nor a secretary, so these are the last days for me. My condo's declining in value by the day, and my portfolio? Fugeddaboutit. Party like it's 1999! If i get lucky I'll overdose.

Yet another fat, sweaty 40 year-old lawyer was found dead today in the VIP room at the Hustler Club. His face was caked in pussy juice and whore piss, and he was found upright, seated in a puddle of unidentified mucus, with pants around his ankles and stripper butt funk wafting from his discolored index and middle fingers. An American Express charge receipt for $3500 was found in his pants pocket. Drug overdose was blamed for the fatality. Emergency workers took three hours to get the smile off his face.