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#379393 - 12/06/08 06:00 AM Pterodactyl porn
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Fuck bukkake My new favorite jondra.

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#379394 - 12/06/08 08:45 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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This just begs the question: When are they going to make Not The Land of the Lost XXX?

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#379395 - 12/06/08 09:46 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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That is beyond fucking stupid. People must really be fucking gullible if they believe that shit is real.

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#379396 - 12/06/08 10:02 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Gyps: Are you saying that those are not real pterodactyls? You've just ruined my sex life! Are you happy now?
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#379397 - 12/06/08 10:05 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Gyps: Are you saying that those are not real pterodactyls? You've just ruined my sex life! Are you happy now?


Glad to be of service, I bought a german tape once and there was an octopussydick...it had 8 cocks...the most stupidest shit I've ever spent my 21.00 on.

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#379398 - 12/06/08 10:28 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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That's fscking amazing. What's the porn title?
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#379399 - 12/06/08 10:36 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Definetely not what I was expecting, I was thinking some 90+ year old smuckers jelly birthday geezer was gonna be boning something. This was even better?, grosser?, cooler?, and a sign I need to sleep soon. It looked real as real as dinoseours would look like fucking. Im not sure if I want to vomit or clap. People vomit when they have the clap. What is the name of ths whore and this movie?.... Must see more.
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#379400 - 12/06/08 10:38 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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What's the porn title?




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#379401 - 12/06/08 11:50 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Thanks buddy.
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#379402 - 12/06/08 01:03 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Its bad when extinct creatures get more pussy than me... wtf
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#379403 - 12/07/08 10:08 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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That's fscking amazing. What's the porn title?


I will look through my lil collection and PM you w/it Loop. It's very lame though.

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#379404 - 12/07/08 10:12 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Quote:

That's fscking amazing. What's the porn title?


I will look through my lil collection and PM you w/it Loop. It's very lame though.



Edited to add, I read that shit so fast I thought it said Polydactyl porn like extra digits....always have animals on my mind. But I will get the title for you today.

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#379405 - 12/07/08 03:11 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Quote:


What's the porn title?




JM Productions' Perverted Stories 34




Lenscrafters, maybe?
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#379406 - 12/07/08 08:08 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
RenfieldGyps Offline
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We now know you work at Lenscrafters, no one would promote it the way you do.

Have you not heard of other places that sell glasses?
10/10 Optics
Cohens
Modo's
Decor My Eyes
Cazal's
Oliver People's

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#379407 - 12/07/08 08:12 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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I don't think they have Lenscrafters in Holland.

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#379408 - 12/07/08 08:20 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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This just begs the question: When are they going to make Not The Land of the Lost XXX?




Can't be done, Chatsworth is the land of the lost.
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#379409 - 12/07/08 08:53 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Fuck bukkake My new favorite jondra.




Yecch! The illiteracy of this world stabs at my eyes!

The word you want is "genre". Look it up, retard. I guess I shouldn't expect better from a masturbator's forum, but golly -- it's your native language, not mine.

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#379410 - 12/07/08 09:01 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Quote:


The word you want is "genre". Look it up, retard.




Umm, no. It's Jondra. Look it up... Retard.

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#379411 - 12/08/08 06:27 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Errr.....actually no it's not. It's a malapropism of "genre" but has been used so much on the internet it has become accepted. Look it up in Websters. You won't find it.
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#379412 - 12/08/08 07:45 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Wow Jim, some of these new folks must be short because shit's flying over heads left and right.
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#379413 - 12/08/08 10:45 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Errr.....actually no it's not. It's a malapropism of "genre" but has been used so much on the internet it has become accepted. Look it up in Websters. You won't find it.




Therefore, "backdoorman" is actually "Back-Door Man"(n)In anal intercourse the man who fucks, as opposed to the one who is fucked.

or

"Bottom" (n)1. In general (especially among gay men), the one who prefers to be the recipient or to "catch" (therefore also called a "catcher"), who likes to be screwed, or the person who is screwed. He is still called the bottom even if he positions himself above his partner, and called passive even if he is the one doing most of the moving.


Jondra IS and it stays.
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#379414 - 12/08/08 12:18 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Wow Jim, some of these new folks must be short because shit's flying over heads left and right.





It's like they all have Darrah Disease.

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#379416 - 12/08/08 05:18 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Quote:

Quote:

Wow Jim, some of these new folks must be short because shit's flying over heads left and right.




It's like they all have Darrah Disease.





OHHHHHH DUHHHHH
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#379417 - 12/08/08 05:24 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Quote:

Quote:

Errr.....actually no it's not. It's a malapropism of "genre" but has been used so much on the internet it has become accepted. Look it up in Websters. You won't find it.




Therefore, "backdoorman" is actually "Back-Door Man"(n)In anal intercourse the man who fucks, as opposed to the one who is fucked.

or

"Bottom" (n)1. In general (especially among gay men), the one who prefers to be the recipient or to "catch" (therefore also called a "catcher"), who likes to be screwed, or the person who is screwed. He is still called the bottom even if he positions himself above his partner, and called passive even if he is the one doing most of the moving.


Jondra IS and it stays.





Actually I think malapropisms are pretty cool. They're usually pretty close to the intended word and pretty funny.
My screen name comes from this Howlin Wolf song and as my signature implies from this Led Zep song Sorry for the temporary derail.


Edited by backdoorman (12/08/08 05:29 PM)
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#379418 - 12/11/08 10:13 PM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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Can't believe Jim B. didn't suggest the Search function:

http://tinyurl.com/5ggqhv

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#379419 - 12/12/08 05:33 AM Re: Pterodactyl porn
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There are times when the drill and the funnel are a more effective means of getting through to someone's head than waiting for them to figure it out on their own.

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