Quote: Geez, with the title, I thought Ryan had come out with a perfume line or something?
If you could somehow blend the odors of desperation and mediocrity, the scent would be named Ryan Knox.
They tired to have a launch party for the scent, but they just couldn't arouse any excitement or interest. The scent could not perform in tests with women. Market anticipation was described as limp and flaccid.
Interestingly, the scent seemed to perform best when mixed with similar mediocre scents of desperation. But, these were rare sporadic occurrences.
I hear that their are plans to salvage the project by renaming it "Bitch" and marketing it to the prison population.
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