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#526302 - 08/05/11 12:49 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Dude wants to get laid

Rock Star, Jock, or a Porn Mope?

Ryan is neither

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Dude chooses Porn Mope

How do I succeed as mope?

Don't be Ryan Knox

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Risk of diseases?

Sure there are, be careful of

Brandon Iron's skanks

------------------------------

Why not be Rock Star?

Sure. Anal Cunt Lead Singer

Has fucked skanks for free

-------------------------------

Porn mope looks easy

Sure. You're not curing cancer

Only being one

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Just how and the hell

Does a mope like Knox get work?

He doesn't. He's Knox

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I see Knox drinking

Fat girl's piss. Will I have to?

If you're Ryan, yes

-------------------------------

I think I'd rather

Be a jock. I am over

At least 5 six tall
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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#526303 - 08/05/11 12:50 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Please stop! This thread sucks!
Not funny whatsoever!
Just gives Knox a boost.
_________________________
"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#526304 - 08/05/11 12:53 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
'Loads is like Dow Jones
Gives you a sinking feeling
Leads to depression

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#526306 - 08/05/11 01:01 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
My first thread on site

Has Brandon in a tizzy

Easy to reel in
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526309 - 08/05/11 01:06 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
'Loads is a dummy
Wanted to meet Lehman Bros
Like him, they're bankrupt

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#526311 - 08/05/11 01:09 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Superloads Stateside

Something that Brandon Iron

Not able to do
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526312 - 08/05/11 01:10 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
I'm American

Something that Brandon Iron

Cannot ever claim
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526313 - 08/05/11 01:11 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
I was right before.
I have to repeat myself.
This thread blows big balls.
_________________________
"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#526314 - 08/05/11 01:12 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Steezo is bitching

Yet he is posting in thread

He bitches about
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526316 - 08/05/11 01:15 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
'Loads is lashing out!
Fights with others, but really
is fighting himself

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#526317 - 08/05/11 01:17 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
I chose to post here
It was not worth the effort
My sentence trails off..
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#526319 - 08/05/11 01:21 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Go back to Page One

Everybody else piling

On subject matter
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526320 - 08/05/11 01:24 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Did I do OK?
I never did like Haikus.
They were for smart kids.
_________________________
"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#526322 - 08/05/11 01:26 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Since you asked Steezo

In Final Analysis

Nobody will care
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526324 - 08/05/11 01:27 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
'Loads busy making
DIfferent sort of piling
It's big and stinky

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#526325 - 08/05/11 01:28 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Forgive former post
None of the smart kids post here
They live useful lives
_________________________
"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#526326 - 08/05/11 01:29 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
My sort of piling

Is something that Ryan Knox

Would get paid to eat
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526329 - 08/05/11 01:33 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
'Loads claims PHd
Piled Higher and Deeper
Please bury him....now

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#526332 - 08/05/11 01:38 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
If Superloads had

a Phd, he would make dough

Treating Brandon's skanks
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526334 - 08/05/11 01:40 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Can you make it rhyme?
PHd and HSV,
I know that you can.
_________________________
"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#526336 - 08/05/11 01:41 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
'Loads very stupid
All doctors not medical
Yours, Dr. Strangelove

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#526337 - 08/05/11 01:42 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
How about Sleezo?

Because thread is about Hate

Which you endorse, no?
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526339 - 08/05/11 01:44 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon and Doctors

Suprised he would bring them up

Being he hates them
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526341 - 08/05/11 01:47 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Hate is just a state

A place you can contemplate

The worth of whores, mopes
_________________________
"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#526343 - 08/05/11 01:49 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Bank balance rising
Guess my worth is a lot more
Than poor, poor, poor 'Loads

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#526345 - 08/05/11 01:56 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Good thing Brandon left

The States because of impending

Lawsuits against him
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526346 - 08/05/11 02:01 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
That was kinda fun

I really must say this though

We did lose the plot
_________________________
"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#526349 - 08/05/11 02:24 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Plot is simply this...
'Loads must be expelled into
The Kleenex of LIfe

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#526354 - 08/05/11 02:41 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Superloads content

Posts thread amongst the porn world

Has Brandon on leash
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526357 - 08/05/11 03:54 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
'Loads! What a moron!
What you took to be a leash
Is my dick, genius

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#526359 - 08/05/11 04:35 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon Iron's dick

Is only praised by Brandon

Word on street silent
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526360 - 08/05/11 04:47 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Hey Brandon Iron

Having a dick does not mean

You succeed in porn

----------------------------

Hey Brandon Iron

All Males have a penis

That cares less for you

----------------------------

Hey Brandon Iron

Why do you think our cocks

Is measured by yours?

----------------------------

Hey Brandon Iron

My dick will never have the

Bad Sores of Ryan

----------------------------

Superloads never

Tested positive STDs

Hey Brandon, have you?
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526362 - 08/05/11 04:52 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
If I made a thread

Epic Donkey Wong Haikus

Brandon defends him
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526363 - 08/05/11 04:55 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon is jealous

Slimeball Porno Dan

Has clips on eFukt
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526364 - 08/05/11 04:56 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon should be pissed

His Bukkake boy in Ryan

Refused on eFukt
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526365 - 08/05/11 04:59 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan on Fail Blog

Would not be be on site listed

Had Brandon hired him
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526366 - 08/05/11 05:04 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Word is on the street

Brandon is Jet Tits level

Why he fled the States
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526368 - 08/05/11 05:09 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon a Canuck

Due to the allegations

Of being rapist
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526369 - 08/05/11 05:11 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon can't deny

Of he being a rapist

Because of site hits
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526370 - 08/05/11 05:19 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon will deny

Rape allegations are false

paperchase with docs
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526405 - 08/05/11 02:53 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
'Loads has gone full tilt
Officially has lost it
Looney bin awaits

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#526406 - 08/05/11 03:15 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Superloads not guy

Who had to flee the country

And not allowed back
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526408 - 08/05/11 03:25 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Look within yourself
You are obsessed with Iron
Like many others

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#526409 - 08/05/11 03:28 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Thread is about Knox

It says "Ryan Knox Haiku's"

You need attention
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526410 - 08/05/11 03:36 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
"Knox Knox" 'Loads: "Who's there?"
Ironman, Knox defender
'Loads: "Hey good looking!"

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#526412 - 08/05/11 03:39 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon Iron shows

Lack of creativity

This time in Knox thread
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526413 - 08/05/11 03:57 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Maybe they were right
No life, now I am reading
Porn board haiku fight
_________________________
Fuck 'em all but nine.

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#526414 - 08/05/11 04:06 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: Brandon_Iron]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
'Loads has gone full tilt
Officially has lost it
Looney bin awaits



Nothing to add

Brandon takes page from Care Less

Whines when he's cornered

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#526415 - 08/05/11 04:07 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: superloads]
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
A good diversion

Than waiting by the mailbox

For new Gag Factor
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#526416 - 08/05/11 04:08 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's... [Re: charin]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: charin
Maybe they were right
No life, now I am reading
Porn board haiku fight



I know what you mean

But it's only like this 'cause

Brandon must retort

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