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#379224 - 05/30/09 05:03 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan needs a gig

Drunk dials Christian XXX

Got shoot with tranny
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379225 - 05/30/09 02:00 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Was that your final attempt?

Which one of those three posts do you want to be remembered by?

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#379226 - 05/31/09 08:43 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I've been gone awhile.
Ryan Knox is still a shlub.
Some things never change.



I won't be here long.
All the racists turn me off.
Like Knox turns off girls.



It an irony.
We're all hard on Ryan Knox.
And, he can't have one.

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379227 - 05/31/09 08:45 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Welcome back Fatty...
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#379228 - 06/01/09 05:49 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Its really like you never left. Really.

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#379229 - 06/04/09 04:11 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Knox eyes goat at zoo

Quickly calls Brandon Iron

Shoot booked for Monday
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379230 - 06/05/09 07:40 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Superloads tries, fails
Regrets smoking horny goat weed
Instead of swallowing

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#379231 - 06/05/09 01:50 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
BI, which was the bigger insult? Saying you'd shoot a scene with a goat or with Ryan?

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379232 - 06/05/09 11:18 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Ashford/Simpson sang

Solid like a rock but it's

Not 'bout Ryan Knox
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379233 - 06/06/09 07:17 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Brandon_Iron Offline
Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Ryan is welcome on my shoots anytime.

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#379234 - 06/06/09 07:29 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Ryan is welcome on my shoots anytime.




[taking kishkas]... and from many of the posts you've made hyping your site, so are goats![taking kishkas]


_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

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#379235 - 06/11/09 12:20 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon looks at goat

Grabs clippers and starts shaving

And rocks new hairdo
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379236 - 06/11/09 12:25 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan eyes shaved goat

Wonders how shaved goat can get

The money he can't


Edited by superloads (06/11/09 12:27 AM)
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379237 - 06/11/09 02:34 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:

Ryan is welcome on my shoots anytime.




If Ryan has a

Current drivers license (not)

Or some real bad teeth
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379238 - 06/11/09 04:22 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Superloads Peeps, Weeps.

Unable to Trump Ryan.

Watches Bridezillas.

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#379239 - 06/11/09 04:28 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Would someone just say "gesundheit" and end this stupid shit ?
_________________________
I may not know arse but I know what I like !

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#379240 - 06/12/09 01:28 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Would someone just say "gesundheit" and end this stupid shit ?




It can't be done otherwise Ryan "Limpnode" Knox would never be mentioned.
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379241 - 06/12/09 03:02 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Plus, Dean "DickLicker" Wormsa would never get a chance to post.

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#379243 - 06/12/09 03:15 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Dude, can I borrow your password for that site? I want to get some of those pics too! E-Mail me...

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#379245 - 06/13/09 01:50 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

Plus, Dean "DickLicker" Wormsa would never get a chance to post.




Hey Brandon. How's it going?
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379246 - 06/13/09 05:24 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

Dude, can I borrow your password for that site?




Yes? No?

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#379248 - 06/14/09 03:23 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Oh, No worries bro. That post only took a minute out of my day.

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#379250 - 06/14/09 04:05 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You've put some thought into this I see. The old I know you are but what am I trick...very tactful.

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#379252 - 06/14/09 04:34 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Soooo.....are you gonna let me use your password or what?

Also, there's a box you can uncheck for whenever you edit your posts (which seems to be quite often) that will make your writing seem a little less indecisive. E mail me for more info.......

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#379253 - 06/21/09 09:57 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
D.W. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Ryan has problems

Getting hard from a woman

Send in Donny Long

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#379254 - 06/23/09 01:06 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan's cleavage tat

Will disappear when his tits

Grow large like Brandon's
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379255 - 06/23/09 01:12 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon Iron's Gunt

Bigger than the Welfare MiLFs

He hires for shoots
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379256 - 06/23/09 01:21 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan looks at dick

Amazed at the erection

Then looks at his own
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379257 - 06/23/09 01:27 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Christian calls Ryan

"Fuck the Steroid Bull Semen.."

"Gulp Tranny's instead"
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379258 - 06/23/09 01:34 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon looks at watch

Sees his Timex is missing

Knox at Taco Bell
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379259 - 06/23/09 01:43 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon new release

Of new content he just shot

But PETA protests
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379260 - 06/23/09 01:49 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Donkey Wong laughs at

Being banned from message board

That Ryan posts on
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379261 - 06/23/09 01:54 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Christian XXX

Smells sweaty Male armpit

Shoots a load on it
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379262 - 06/23/09 02:09 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon calls Gia

"I have a new idea.."

"Iran Unveiled"
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379263 - 06/23/09 02:24 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Knox is at Job Fair

Recruiter turned him down from

Der Wienerschnitzel
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379264 - 06/25/09 12:20 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265


Horny girl awaits

A magic trick by Ryan

"Disappears in hand"
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379265 - 06/25/09 12:27 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Ryan Knox's Tats

Looks like they were applied from

Drunken paintball game
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379266 - 06/25/09 12:31 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265


Slut eyes Ryan's wrist

Realizes hopeless shoot

Wrist is just as limp
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379267 - 06/25/09 05:14 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
When Ryan Knox Coughs....

Superloads is there waiting,

To Dust Off My Balls.

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#379268 - 06/25/09 05:22 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 911
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Ryan Knox writes haiku

Meager attempts at insults

Failure occurs
_________________________
[AWOP troll]^Chicken shit un-American hippie faggot! ^ [/AWOP troll] -- charin

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#379269 - 06/26/09 12:28 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Knox attempts haiku
Forgets one minor detail
Can't count to seven
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules

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#379270 - 06/27/09 04:42 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Knox Returns Movie,

Sees Douche Bag Behind Counter,

Laughs and Walks Away.

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#379271 - 06/28/09 03:06 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Please, Knox sucks big time

Even Brandon can't hide his

limpness. Flaccid cock.
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

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#379272 - 06/28/09 08:49 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 911
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Knox Returns Movie

Douche Bag Behind Counter Laughs

Gay Porn
_________________________
[AWOP troll]^Chicken shit un-American hippie faggot! ^ [/AWOP troll] -- charin

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#379273 - 06/28/09 12:09 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Knox Fucked your Sister,

Your Mother, Daughter, Your Wife....

Laughs Hysterically

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#379274 - 06/28/09 10:09 PM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
D.W. Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/29/07
Posts: 136
Ryan goes to jail

Always seems to drop the soap

Even while at lunch

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#379275 - 06/30/09 12:45 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
A simple concept
Ryan Knox can't comprehend
Is Penetration
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379276 - 06/30/09 12:49 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Micheal Jackson's corpse
Is bigger and stiffer than
Knox on any shoot
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379277 - 06/30/09 12:57 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Brandon reads the news
MJ had pale skin and wig
New ad on Craigslist
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#379278 - 06/30/09 01:06 AM Re: Ryan Knox Haiku's...
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
L.A. Greyhound stop
Brandon greets new talent in
Alley 2 blocks down
_________________________
Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

--------------------------------------------

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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