Hey pretty. How about ones that are about Ryan based on "A Christmas Carol.

Ryan's dick was dead.
There is no doubt about that.
Dead to begin with.

There was no hardness.
It was completely flaccid.
Dead as a doornail.

You will permit me
To stress, emphatically,
Dead as a doornail.

Limp as a noodle
Nothing could get his dick up.
It lie there rotting.

You must understand
Or nothing good can come from
What I will tell you.

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