I'm easy to find
Just look on return address
Of income tax checks

You're easy to track

Six Degrees of Herped Porn Skanks

All traced back to you

My income tax pays
For Planned Parenthood visits
Help: it's what I do

A pin has dropped

That's the sound of Ryan Knox

Getting his dick hard

Superloads takes bait
Follows semen like a lure
B with the fish hook...

Loads: "I have FIOS"
"I can search Google from home"
"Yeah, that'll show em"

Superloads borring
Everyone on XPT
Dumber from your posts

Posters are dumber

Because they are reading thread

About piss mope Knox

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Ryan is stupid

For setting up all the jokes

Not knowing he does

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The Cage is Satire

Yet in Ryan Knox's case

It's reality

Ryan Knox drinks piss
Can't get wood around a girl
Broccoli tat gay.

'Loads jokes not funny
'Loads dumber than bag of shit
Believes his own hype

'Loads playing softball
Not a signifigant threat
Knox not to worry

Knox not to worry

Which is why he keeps bumping

Thread of piss mope

'Loads not to worry
Max Rhino in his corner
Both unstoppable

Knox piss drinking mope

Ryan also limp on shoot

Which one is not true?

Knox drinks from the Grail
Superloads cup is empty
If you catch the drift

On IAFD

Knox provides signature pic

Of looking stupid

Ryan was too broke

For real head shot from Pro

Had Brandon take it

Superloads a joke
Never gets head from real pro
Lets the pros do it

Superloads jealous
Knox's cup runneth over
Streams of liquid gold

On IAFD
Knox provides impressive list
Of credits for mope

Cryin PortKnox
fill those nastry trolls with AIDS cum
Big loooozer like Brendan.

Knox thinks we believe

From all his idiotic posts

That he can get laid

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Knox thinks that his dick

Is something to be proud of

Yet it doesn't work

Loads sure of himself
Has FIOS, Google...
Has no credits though

Lets broken record
Skip and skip it's blasphemy
Knox has more women

Superloads so weak
Cant get laid on the fios
Or at the Kinkos

Knox quite confident
Superloads angry female
Perhaps Darrah Ford?

If Ryan's account

Was used by other poster's

Would still be stupid

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Although the practice

Of making Knox look stupid

Is nothing new here

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The constant mantra

Of LOOK AT ME I GET LAID

Is very Knox like

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No matter who posts

Ryan still looking stupid

Fuggedaboutit

Basically, Cryin sucks
He has meth and broccoli
Ryan P--ter loves meth.

Mexico so dumb
It's P-O-R-T-E-R
You've posted it once...


...Woopdie Fuckin Doo
Between Ron and Max Rhino
You three so easy


All combined have laid
Less women than Ryan Knox
Fact and not fiction

Knox retired from thread
No fun without Ironman
All your Haikus suck

What do you do for a living these days Ryan?

Ironman away
Returned to Red Light District
Pics at my Facebook

(Link: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150248769347723.320613.501862722)

Facebook working fine
Problem is you must have friends
Sorry, paperchase

Brandon links Facebook

To see if anyone cares

No one gives a fuck

Globetrotting Iron
Satisfies many women
'Loads patches his socks

Bottle depot open
'Loads greeted with, "Welcome back!"
Dimestore hero?....not.

'Loads goes to blood bank
"I'm broke! Please drain my main vein."
Nurse can't locate it

'Loads, what a moron!
Tried to put on scuba gear
For dumpster diving

'Loads goes to pawn shop
"Can I rent some hardcore flicks?"
"Please leave our store, sir."

'Loads asks, "What's Facebook?"
Technology a mystery
Face never in book

Poor 'Loads big dummy
Never learned to read or write
Pounds keyboard like chimp

Planet of the Apes
Had lots more intelligence
Than butt-scratching 'Loads

Has Bitch Tits been boxed into this thread?? That would be good.

I'm going outside the Haiku format just to post this:

"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

Big mouth bass opens
Its big fat mouth but nada
Comes out that makes sense

Brandy Irons herp,
They think X-P-T likes them,
Both are total scum.

Porn mopes are so dumb,
The world will never find them.
They already have.

Ola, Senor Ron!
We must build a large, tall fence
Around XPT

Ironman on fire,
Viva La Canadia!
Mexico-zero..

You know what I just noticed, Brandon Irons posted 5 or 6 of these 1 minute apart. Indicating that he wrote them in advance.

Way to go, dumbass. You spend half your waking hours posting here, and the other half thinking of things to post here.