partial derail
Smart Tech Customer: [continuing Jay's argument with a customer] This shit just got real!
Jay: What are you gonna do bitch?
Smart Tech Customer: I'll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Jay: You ever heard of Rollin 20's, nigga? Since I was 16 nigga, I'm saying, "frosty." You know what I'm saying, "spoon", nigga. We fucked dwarves in the ass!
Smart Tech Customer: Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!
Andy Stitzer: [Jay and the customer are still arguing] Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart tech, what can I help you with?
Smart Tech Customer: Is this your boy?
[Pointing at Jay]
Jay: Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at?
Andy Stitzer: Hey, How can we help you sir?
Jay: No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!
Smart Tech Customer: This your boy?
[Points at Andy then at Jay]
Jay: Yeah, nigga, that's my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech.
Smart Tech Customer: You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.
[Pretends he's shooting two guns at them]
Smart Tech Customer: Both ya'll niggas!
Andy Stitzer: What? What did I do?
Smart Tech Customer: It don't fucking matter!
Jay: Yeah, well aim high, Willis. Aim high!