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The alternative aura Mandy has...

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"Alternative aura"? Please. I like having a weird haircut. That's about the only thing "alternative" about me. Otherwise I'm standard issue for girls my age (as far as I can tell, unless you count having big real tits as "alternative" and even that isn't especially uncommon.) Get over it. It's just a damn haircut.

Kids these days with their strange hair and tattoos and comic books and video games and college and interest in art and Japanese food and sex and...and being raised in liberal parts of the world with decent public education and universal health care and easy internet access. They are SO "alternative"! Whatever will become "alternative" next? What happened to good 'ol fashioned fake blonds with fake tans who didn't have all these fun tools to communicate easily with strangers?! Now that's how things should be. Just like the good old days when nothing was "alternative".

Yawn.

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Dear Mandy,
Please ignore pipecreams comment and consider the source.He hasn't been right since he was brutally sodomized by every man in attendance at his family reunion when he was at the tender age of 10. You look great just the way you are.