Ways I Know I'm a Nerd #14,567

The picture of Mandy in the Captain's Chair made me hot. Well, hotter than pictures of Mandy usually make me.

Hey, Mandy, want some bootleg RPG game book pdfs?

I swear, if I get a teaching gig in New York, it's going to be hard not to stalk her.
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Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? ~Richard Fleischer