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#378838 - 12/05/08 06:58 PM Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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So I become pals with a gal on facebook and we IM and stuff. I check out her random pics and 'boom' there's a girl I've seen in pornos (from porn valley no less). Turns out they went to school together. We're talking online right now and my discovery has just brought our interchat to a grinding halt....
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#378839 - 12/05/08 07:01 PM Re: Small fucking World
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Learn to troll or at least ask for help BEFORE you
make a thread like this.

ANNYYWWAAYYS....pics?
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#378840 - 12/05/08 07:37 PM Re: Small fucking World
Y~T Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 71
Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...
Quote:


ANNYYWWAAYYS....pics?




E-fucking-xactly

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#378841 - 12/05/08 07:47 PM Re: Small fucking World
LouCypher Offline
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Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Don't get the wrong idea Y~t. Tatty is good people and the gays here hate him like AIDS on a stick. Plus he plays hockey. And I think Pimpleclit was trying to get me to ask him about a 3-some. And he plays hockey. And the rainbow crowd is less than receptive. Did I mention GAYS hate him?.

Fucken solid character that Tatty. Back off.
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#378842 - 12/05/08 07:50 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
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Sorry, niggaz. Maybe I shuun't a posted this in the foist place. I don't think it would be ethical (says the guy with the Hitler avatar) to post the girl's Facebook pics....
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#378843 - 12/05/08 08:51 PM Re: Small fucking World
Y~T Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 71
Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...
Quote:

Back off.




Never was on. Just wanted pics. If requesting pics of whores is wrong I don't want to be right!

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#378844 - 12/05/08 09:11 PM Re: Small fucking World
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
patty is definately good people....how bout a name?? haha i kid i kid!
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#378845 - 12/05/08 09:17 PM Re: Small fucking World
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Back off.




Never was on. Just wanted pics. If requesting pics of whores is wrong I don't want to be right!





oooooooooh thats a good signature
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#378846 - 12/05/08 09:41 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
HA! That's a fucking sig and a half...
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#378847 - 12/06/08 01:33 AM Re: Small fucking World
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Sorry, niggaz. Maybe I shuun't a posted this in the foist place. I don't think it would be ethical (says the guy with the Hitler avatar) to post the girl's Facebook pics....




Fair enough, so just tell us which whore it is.
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#378848 - 12/06/08 03:55 AM Re: Small fucking World
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
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You must not live in LA.
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#378849 - 12/06/08 09:28 AM Re: Small fucking World
Anonymous
Unregistered


Clues work well too.....So what "agency" is she with????

I propose 3 the strikes your out rule. It has worked so for Californians thus far.

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#378850 - 12/06/08 09:53 AM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

You must not live in LA.




Nopes. I beez in Canada. Fuck it Let's turn it into a guessing game. Hint number one: Both first and last name start with the same letter. You'll get another hint in two posts...
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#378851 - 12/06/08 10:21 AM Re: Small fucking World
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quote:

You must not live in LA.




Nopes. I beez in Canada. Fuck it Let's turn it into a guessing game. Hint number one: Both first and last name start with the same letter. You'll get another hint in two posts...




I'd Like To Buy A Vowel....fuck wrong game show...

alright

What is....jenna jameson

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#378852 - 12/06/08 10:25 AM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Thanks for playing. Hint #2: Her first name is an abbreviation for a proper name.
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#378853 - 12/06/08 12:04 PM Re: Small fucking World
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
maggie mathews
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#378856 - 12/06/08 12:49 PM Re: Small fucking World
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

I don't think it would be ethical (says the guy with the Hitler avatar) to post the girl's Facebook pics....




You know, on another forum, someone started a thread where we post pictures of people we know from facebook- but I suppose you can get away which such a thread if you made it private.
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#378857 - 12/06/08 01:40 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Haaaaa next hint you little devils: She has a very beautiful body part; so nice that it's been pointed by old creepers like me on boards like this.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#378858 - 12/06/08 01:44 PM Re: Small fucking World
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Is she also a Canadian person?

That will help the game along quite a bit if you answer it.

And also I want to know if she ever spent any time in the mustard dungeon.
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#378859 - 12/06/08 01:47 PM Re: Small fucking World
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
Quote:

Haaaaa next hint you little devils: She has a very beautiful body part; so nice that it's been pointed by old creepers like me on boards like this.




Is it houstons pre-op vagina?
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#378860 - 12/06/08 01:48 PM Re: Small fucking World
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

You must not live in LA.




Nopes. I beez in Canada. Fuck it Let's turn it into a guessing game. Hint number one: Both first and last name start with the same letter. You'll get another hint in two posts...




Lori Lust
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#378861 - 12/06/08 01:57 PM Re: Small fucking World
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Erik Everhard?
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#378862 - 12/06/08 02:04 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Yeppers, she's Canadian. I found out that she actually went to high school here in Ottawa. The Facebook pics was entitled "____ and guy". I was like 'whoa I know that girl!'. Okay this hint is a real goodie: She has posted on our very own xpt.....

ps. For the winner, I will make a 50 dollar (canadian) donation to the charity of your choice. I'm serious....


Edited by tattypatty (12/06/08 02:06 PM)
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#378863 - 12/06/08 02:19 PM Re: Small fucking World
turningblue Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Jesse Jane.
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#378864 - 12/06/08 02:26 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Nope.I don't think Jesse is a Canuck. Let's rehash cuz you guys are drifting:
Canadian. Alliteration in name (lousy clue). Very awesome body part that's been the subject of threads. Has posted here.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#378865 - 12/06/08 02:46 PM Re: Small fucking World
Anonymous
Unregistered


Mandy Morbid?

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#378866 - 12/06/08 02:51 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
YEssssssssssireeeeeeee! Funny, cuz we PM'd once and I asked if she'd ever been to the Dominion Tavern in Ottawa (cool scuzzy place). This facebook chick had asked me to meet her at the Dom last night. So I was looking at her pics and in the ones of said bar BOOM; Mandy chillin' out. the girl I was chatting with knows nothing about porn and was a little taken aback. She knew Mandy did some softcore stuff but that's it.
Pick that charity, Jim. BTW the body part was titties, for those who don't know her....


Edited by tattypatty (12/06/08 02:55 PM)
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#378867 - 12/06/08 02:54 PM Re: Small fucking World
Anonymous
Unregistered


CLICKY

Since it was a porn contest...

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#378868 - 12/06/08 02:56 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Nice. I'm making it 100 ....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#378869 - 12/06/08 03:15 PM Re: Small fucking World
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Huge good karma to you both.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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Fuck 'em all but nine.

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#378870 - 12/06/08 05:29 PM Re: Small fucking World
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Fuck I was thinking alot about it, I knew a girl named Rebeca Dingus(sp?, but def. pronounced Dingus)We called her Becca and we went to GHHS together, we ditched 5&6 period all the time and smoke cigs. She spit alot and had an awesome rack. I told her if she ever did porn her name would be awesome as is. I was hoping it was her, I honestly dont know why.
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#378871 - 12/06/08 05:50 PM Re: Small fucking World
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Nice. I'm making it 100 ....




Well played Tatty.
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#378872 - 12/07/08 05:39 PM Re: Small fucking World
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

CLICKY

Since it was a porn contest...




Quote:

Nice. I'm making it 100 ....





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#378873 - 02/04/09 03:14 PM Re: Small fucking World
Mandy Morbid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 81
Ottawa is a very small city, I bet you were talking to one of my sister's friends. I thought they all knew I did porn though. Oops. Surprise girls.

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#378874 - 02/04/09 03:20 PM Re: Small fucking World
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
how you feeling mandy? glanced your blog. didn't really know who you were so I googled you. hang in!

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#378875 - 02/04/09 03:29 PM Re: Small fucking World
Mandy Morbid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 81
Quote:

how you feeling mandy? glanced your blog. didn't really know who you were so I googled you. hang in!




I'm feeling much better, thanks!

I really want to know which of my (or my sister's) high school friends was talking to tattypatty on facebook now though--and which photo this is I'm in. Heh.

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#378876 - 02/04/09 03:30 PM Re: Small fucking World
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'll tell you if you post some pics of your tits.

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#378877 - 02/04/09 03:38 PM Re: Small fucking World
Mandy Morbid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 81
Quote:

I'll tell you if you post some pics of your tits.




Hah. Deal. Gimmie a min. I'll post some pics even if you don't know who it is. Maybe tattypatty will tell me.


Edited by Mandy Morbid (02/04/09 03:40 PM)

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#378878 - 02/04/09 03:39 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Quote:

how you feeling mandy? glanced your blog. didn't really know who you were so I googled you. hang in!




I'm feeling much better, thanks!

I really want to know which of my (or my sister's) high school friends was talking to tattypatty on facebook now though--and which photo this is I'm in. Heh.




PM for the details if you're cool with that. Thanks for coming back here and posting. You should put a link up for your blog.


Peace!


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#378879 - 02/04/09 03:39 PM Re: Small fucking World
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Glad to hear you are doing better and the surgery was successful.

As a Canadian gal coming through a health crisis, what are your thoughts on the relative benefits of US vs. Canadian health care?

As the healing process continues, have you considered adding anal to your repertoire - just to take some of the pressure off your cooter?

Finally, I enjoyed reading your blog. I'm sure our moderator K1ng would lurve to hear candid stories about your gal-pal Quinne - he's got quite a crush.

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#378880 - 02/04/09 03:53 PM Re: Small fucking World
Mandy Morbid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 81
Quote:

Glad to hear you are doing better and the surgery was successful.

As a Canadian gal coming through a health crisis, what are your thoughts on the relative benefits of US vs. Canadian health care?

As the healing process continues, have you considered adding anal to your repertoire - just to take some of the pressure off your cooter?

Finally, I enjoyed reading your blog. I'm sure our moderator K1ng would lurve to hear candid stories about your gal-pal Quinne - he's got quite a crush.






The health care question is what you'd expect. In Canada my treatment would have been totally free, which is awesome. But I may have had to wait a little longer to get into the operating room. Hospitals in Canada are usually decent, or better than decent but can be low on staff or other resources. Here in LA I had my surgery at Cedar Sinai which is a really great hospital and I was very well cared for, but I did have pay.

About the anal, I'm sure I'll get around to it someday. I'm just waiting for the right opportunity. Probably won't do it for the first time on my site, I'll save it for a feature.

Quinne is a darling. I'm glad you like my blog, I always wonder who reads it.

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#378881 - 02/04/09 04:15 PM Re: Small fucking World
Mandy Morbid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 81
So whenever I try to post pics on these boards I fail. I have no idea why. I'm usually not quite that stupid so I think it may just be my computer. If anyone has a suicide girl membership there are tons and tons of photos of my tits and ass in my photo album on there. I'm Adria on there. Otherwise, there's Bob Coulter's site and Ellen Stagg's site. I'm trying to get a blog up where I can post naked pics for free. So till then, make do boys!

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#378882 - 02/04/09 04:20 PM Re: Small fucking World
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Hi Mandy, I use blogger.com
It's not the most up-to-date with layout or anything, but it's free and you can put up pix, video, polls, whatever you want.
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#378883 - 02/04/09 07:55 PM Re: Small fucking World
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
The tats...I dunno. But the rack is primo.



Attachments
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#378884 - 02/04/09 08:12 PM Re: Small fucking World
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Clean that damn apartment. Christie Lee thinks that's a mess.



Attachments
384289-080511_484.JPG (11 downloads)


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#378885 - 02/04/09 08:16 PM Re: Small fucking World
Mandy Morbid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/21/08
Posts: 81
Quote:

Clean that damn apartment. Christie Lee thinks that's a mess.






Bob likes his photos grungy!

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#378886 - 02/04/09 08:36 PM Re: Small fucking World
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

grungy


I would have accepted "groady," but "grungy" has been illegal since Layne Staley and Kurt Cobain suicided themselves.

crazybabes is one strange website.

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#378887 - 02/04/09 08:55 PM Re: Small fucking World
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

crazybabes is one strange website.




I knew Mandy looked familiar- crazybabe.com! I recall Gia saying she had a run-in with Mandy and felt her up, and confirmed the rack as real. I'm a big fan of Bob Coulter's style. I've even used some of his pics on threads here. Gets the models right into the real world- posing them next to the homeless, at bus stations, shooting up, whatever. His pics are very dream sequence-y, like fear & loathing in las vegas- the waking up in the hotel room scenes.

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#378888 - 02/04/09 08:58 PM Re: Small fucking World
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

. Gets the models right into the real world- posing them next to the homeless, at bus stations.....




Coulter uses Ryan Knox in his shoots?
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#378889 - 02/04/09 09:40 PM Re: Small fucking World
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

I knew Mandy looked familiar- crazybabe.com! I recall Gia saying she had a run-in with Mandy and felt her up, and confirmed the rack as real. I'm a big fan of Bob Coulter's style. I've even used some of his pics on threads here. Gets the models right into the real world- posing them next to the homeless, at bus stations, shooting up, whatever. His pics are very dream sequence-y, like fear & loathing in las vegas- the waking up in the hotel room scenes.



So he's smutty like Joe Gallant. Well done.

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