with the show and tell fascination of the hair out of the way (my friend calls hers a Flohawk by the way) now the real questions:

1) the worst punishment you ever received? ("this thread" not an acceptable answer)

2) which has has better looking legs, a seagull or a chicken?

3) you're in a boat in the ocean, you have a gun with one bullet, and you see a mormon, a scientologist and a vegetarian all treading water. you only have room in your boat to save one of them. what do you do?

thanks and "god bless."