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Today I had an idea for a new food brand: Prison Grub. Theres a cool food in the line that is caled Gruell-O.

I also wouldn't mind being a warden in the prison where there are only hot chicks that commited the crime of being too hot

How about this for a slogan: Gruell-O - and the stomach is satisfied.



Does have a nice ring to it…..first they go to the general reception area…….asked what they are in for…….ordered to strip….then the hot/non violent ones go on to xpt-doc super maximum security penitentiary. Since this facility is a private sector provider of detention and corrections services to federal, state and local governments. There is only one work program available to all the inmates. This is to providing them with training for when they eventually get out on to “outside”. Its porn 101…..how to suck cock, take it in the ass with no lube, gangbang etiquette and the like. This would be a great environment as they would learn how to get up EARLY…..how to show up on time…..and lights out at 10:30pm….no partying the night away. Rewards would come in the form of meth & rock. When you get written up instead of 30 days in the hole you would have to do a compliance video with good old Regan Senter followed by a night on the town with Eli Thomas and then finally do your first old man scene with Dick Nasty, just you and him…one on one.

More to come from warden Dino…in 2009!