You niggas got it easy. The smallest notes Canada makes now is a fiver. Ain't no strippah that's gonna take a two dollar coin. Funny, once I served an Amurrrrrrrican and his change was 4 bucks and a bit, which means all coin. I gave it to him and he said 'What the fuck is this?' I explained to him that we don't have bills smaller than fives. He was very apologetic and left me an enormous tip...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock