Gia's Avatar/Pic is getting hotter each day....if I owned Saks I would break all tradition and convention and hold a news conference announcing the hiring of the first ever "CONTRACT PORN WHORE SEX CRAZED RETAIL SHOPPING SLUT-CZARINA" in retail industry history and then bring out the one and only Gia Jerkins. I'd plaster gia's nude pics throughout all stores, have her top 10 hottest scenes on demand in the mens department video screens....have a raffle amongst male customers for every purchase above 50 bucks they make, they get entered in the "Plow Gia Jordan's Rectal Field" lottery, and every purchase over 100 they are entered in the "Win a year's supply of Blow Jobs" contest.

Desperate times call for desp.....ah fuck it, you get the idea. If you are going down, go down swinging, or fucking, say I....