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#562183 - 08/04/12 12:24 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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The suspect looks like Marc From The Dark. He also got sunglasses from the 99¢ store.
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#562199 - 08/04/12 01:57 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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99cent Store Killer just doesn't have the ring that Son of Sam does. PR needs to step up his game.
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#562205 - 08/04/12 02:03 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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You'd think Panzer would be up in arms that someone's targeting his favorite stores. Unless he's been outhaggled and doing it himself, trying to pin it on some schwartze?

Keep waiving Miranda, Alex.

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#562240 - 08/04/12 05:38 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: ]
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#562244 - 08/04/12 06:08 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Fartz is busy tonight and asked that I post this on his behalf.

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#562290 - 08/05/12 07:46 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Thanks, jerky. Some random dude texted that to my sister and she forwarded it to me. Apparently none of my friends thinks it's as funny as I think it is. Something about the look on his face and the bad photoshop really made my night last night.

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#562293 - 08/05/12 08:06 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Politically correct cunts should get mowed down.

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#562295 - 08/05/12 08:33 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: drained]
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#562656 - 08/08/12 10:11 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Spunko]
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#562730 - 08/10/12 01:07 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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i dont remember where i read but that finger in the butt was either legal at one point or still is in wrestling.weird little fact.gay too.

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#562775 - 08/10/12 01:02 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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#562857 - 08/11/12 08:06 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: frankie fatale]
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#562861 - 08/11/12 08:53 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

lots of funny stuff on there
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#562984 - 08/13/12 04:14 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: frankie fatale]
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Hmm, the dialated tears of joy black eyes, the curly cue arms and stick figure torso--I don't know where you got this from but I know the MS paint style of THujone from ShaggyBevo when I see it and I see it there.
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#562997 - 08/13/12 09:54 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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got it from a blog i linked.its one of those meme drawings that gets used on the internets.
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#563004 - 08/13/12 10:32 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: frankie fatale]
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#563012 - 08/13/12 12:03 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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#563013 - 08/13/12 12:04 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Edited by have2cit (08/13/12 12:12 PM)
Edit Reason: forgot to add link

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#563219 - 08/15/12 01:19 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: have2cit]
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My blog's earning:



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#563350 - 08/15/12 05:57 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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#563535 - 08/16/12 11:11 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: frankie fatale]
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#563536 - 08/16/12 11:39 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Spunko]
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Originally Posted By: Spunko



At first I wanted to say that I would love to try out the 3-prong rectal speculum on her and then give her an enema, but when I googled her and found out that she is 90, all I have to say is this:



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#563537 - 08/17/12 01:18 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Hmmm... Why does that joke seem familiar?

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/...true#Post256084
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#563554 - 08/17/12 07:32 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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that gremlin is the first thing i thought when i saw her picture.
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#563574 - 08/17/12 10:36 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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She hasn't aged a bit. She looked 90 25 years ago. Remember when she was a phone psychic?
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#563590 - 08/17/12 01:20 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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In fairness to her, that lip isn't from augmentation surgery. It is probably a build up of scar tissue from alleged repeated contact from Sly's old man's boots and fists.

Her interviews on Howard Stern used to be stellar.
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#563593 - 08/17/12 01:30 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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She truly is a pig. Between her and Frank, I'd bet the holidays at Stallone Manor are a hoot.
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#563822 - 08/18/12 08:31 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Steezo]
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I was reading a news article on some British website that's dedicated to both real news & gossipy shit, and saw a link to an article about this unfortunate fellow who OD'ed from booze, cocaine & viagra. I guess he's some sort of reality tv star.





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#563824 - 08/18/12 08:42 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Hey that's Joey Kovar.
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#563825 - 08/18/12 08:44 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Yeah, whoever the fuck that is. One of his last Twitter tweets: "Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb but how well you bounce."
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#563826 - 08/18/12 08:53 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Steezo]
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Oh, also from the same site... Apparently Macauly MaCulkin is a heroin addict now.



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#563842 - 08/18/12 11:31 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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he is?or sarcasm?
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#563846 - 08/18/12 11:46 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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No there are rumors that he is legit fucked in the head for the smack.

Kovar was on Real World and Celeb Rehab. Celeb Rehab is like the NFL Combines for Death Pools. You get to watch em and evaluate em, before you make your draft picks.
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#563884 - 08/19/12 11:17 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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actually thats right,i remember it was him that was reported as a missing person for a little bit and was suspected to be on skid row or somesuch place.
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#563885 - 08/19/12 11:32 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: frankie fatale]
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No,that was Nick Stahl.
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#563912 - 08/19/12 02:36 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Spunko]
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Edited by Spunko (08/19/12 02:36 PM)
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#563929 - 08/19/12 05:59 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Spunko]
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Originally Posted By: Spunko
No,that was Nick Stahl.
case of mistaken twinkdentity.
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#564019 - 08/20/12 07:41 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: frankie fatale]
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Edited by Spunko (08/20/12 07:42 PM)
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#564021 - 08/20/12 07:59 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Spunko]
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#564041 - 08/21/12 12:25 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Spunko]
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#564057 - 08/21/12 08:04 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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#564060 - 08/21/12 12:37 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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That is happy family.
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#564066 - 08/21/12 01:35 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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^^ Shrimp, chicken, and beef? ^^
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#564074 - 08/21/12 03:20 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Who is the standoffish guy in the uniform?
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#564078 - 08/21/12 04:17 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Who is the standoffish guy in the uniform?

Pol Pot.

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#564080 - 08/21/12 04:25 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#564106 - 08/21/12 08:39 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Who is the standoffish guy in the uniform?

Pol Pot.


Say what you will about the man, but he looks marvelous for being dead 3 years.
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#564133 - 08/22/12 08:04 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#564134 - 08/22/12 08:35 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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Apparently this has become somewhat popular for some reason.











http://dogshaming.tumblr.com/


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#564144 - 08/22/12 11:36 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
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^^^The cat is NOT amused. In any way. It's not a hump toy. Fucking wiener dog.

@frankie I think I could high five with my cat. Whenever someone walks past her she reaches out to them.
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