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#630458 - 10/03/15 01:54 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Steezo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
I replaced my old mattress when I was in Greece with a new one. The old one ripped open while we were removing it and sand poured out of it. Lots of different bright colors of chalky sand. No idea what that was about. Prolly some toxic shit to keep bed bugs away. And the new mattress really wasn't even that much more comfortable. They apparently have never heard of box-springs over there. Just a mattress on planks of wood on a bed frame.

How much? [you gotta say how much money you spend when making claims]

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#630460 - 10/03/15 08:28 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Uncle Joe]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Tranzer
How much? [you gotta say how much money you spend when making claims]



Alex, as the Dean of XPT's Fake Bar Association, I assure you that this assertion does NOT qualify you for admission.

It's a damn good thing no one believes you anyway, otherwise you might end up needing the services of The Kingfish, XPT's fake mortician.

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#630552 - 10/10/15 11:13 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: ]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Randy Quaid got arrested trying to return to the U.S. from Canada.



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#630553 - 10/11/15 05:01 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
HillbillyHarry Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
I was just in Montreal.

I can not confirm or deny anything else.

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#630556 - 10/11/15 05:07 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
J.B.
Unregistered


Looks like the bastard offspring of Mark Spiegler and a Yak.

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#630557 - 10/11/15 05:25 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
J.B.
Unregistered


October in New York: The crispness in the air... the race for the pennant... the moment when another useless NYU millennial discovers their parents are tired of replacing shit their crocked & careless kids keep losing...




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#630569 - 10/11/15 03:11 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
HillbillyHarry Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia
"..But...But I said please *twice*"

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#630571 - 10/12/15 08:57 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: HillbillyHarry]
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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#630584 - 10/13/15 10:55 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
HillbillyHarry Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 422
Loc: Appalachia

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#630734 - 10/24/15 01:05 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
J.B.
Unregistered


I Dunno about you all, but I'm loving the return of Bloom County



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#630945 - 10/29/15 08:18 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: ]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Changing my profile pic before game 3.


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#630958 - 10/29/15 09:42 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: ]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
I Dunno about you all, but I'm loving the return of Bloom County



Shit, I'm going to have to start reading the funnies again. Is Steve Dallas a modern day douche, or still an 80s douche?
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#631245 - 11/10/15 05:21 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
Loc:
Lord Protector and Keeper of the Porn


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#631262 - 11/11/15 08:30 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
None shall pass.
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#631374 - 11/14/15 12:36 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: backdoorman]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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#632123 - 12/15/15 02:05 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska


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#632162 - 12/17/15 09:13 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Get it?




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Edited by backdoorman (12/17/15 09:13 AM)
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#632428 - 01/05/16 02:48 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: backdoorman]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Brian Urlacher got a hair transplant.



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#632521 - 01/11/16 02:42 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Uncle Joe]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Plumber's van with the slogan: Shit's about to go down. Hilarious.


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#632522 - 01/11/16 03:32 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: faceblaster]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
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Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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#632551 - 01/14/16 08:44 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
J.B.
Unregistered


^ It ain't exactly "Puppet, pauper, pirate, poet, pawn, king"... but then again, it is.

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#632573 - 01/16/16 02:13 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
CxGxPx Offline
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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#632589 - 01/16/16 11:54 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: CxGxPx]
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton


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#632802 - 01/24/16 12:00 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: charin]
charin Offline
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#633327 - 02/11/16 09:05 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: charin]
Fiend2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
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Protect your privacy and get the Tor Browser: https://www.torproject.org/

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#633454 - 02/15/16 04:43 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler


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#633703 - 02/23/16 07:51 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: backdoorman]
charin Offline
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Loc: Dayton


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#633708 - 02/24/16 03:52 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: charin]
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald


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#634539 - 03/23/16 12:28 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: faceblaster]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
David Letterman now:



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#635442 - 04/07/16 09:44 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Steezo]
Fiend2 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
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#636172 - 04/24/16 11:19 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Fiend2]
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Porn Jesus with 0 posts?



Oh, it changed. My profile said PJ.


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#636459 - 04/28/16 06:54 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: charin]
charin Offline
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#636460 - 04/28/16 07:20 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
Loc:
That reminds me of this New Yorker (?) cartoon -



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#636498 - 04/30/16 01:26 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Bluecipher]
charin Offline
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#636877 - 05/07/16 11:11 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup


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#637233 - 05/14/16 09:53 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
CxGxPx Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Leave your mind open, receptive to the demons message.

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#637519 - 05/23/16 04:56 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: CxGxPx]
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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#637553 - 05/24/16 05:48 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler


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#637554 - 05/24/16 05:54 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler


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#637556 - 05/24/16 06:05 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
.


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Edited by backdoorman (05/24/16 06:06 AM)
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#637607 - 05/25/16 04:20 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
bakerboy Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 90

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#637608 - 05/25/16 04:21 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
bakerboy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 90

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#637620 - 05/25/16 10:09 AM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
LOL to both.
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#637718 - 05/27/16 05:46 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
grin



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#638065 - 06/01/16 04:59 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: J.B.]
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton


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#638073 - 06/01/16 07:27 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Family Circus Nietzsche



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#638148 - 06/03/16 12:51 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland


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#638364 - 06/09/16 12:53 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: Claude Goddard]
Uncle Joe Offline
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#638369 - 06/09/16 06:36 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: wannacorndog]
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Welcome Back, Alex. What are you cooking tonight?
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#638385 - 06/09/16 11:51 PM Re: Post your funny pics here [Re: J.B.]
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Welcome Back, Alex. What are you cooking tonight?
Tranny burger with a side of poop shart fries, and a nice shemale urine lemonade.

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