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#377801 - 04/17/09 05:42 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
freestylah Offline
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^^ Good find!
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#377802 - 04/18/09 08:26 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377803 - 04/19/09 06:44 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
backdoorman Offline
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And along the same line.....

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#377804 - 04/19/09 11:52 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377805 - 04/20/09 03:39 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
charin Offline
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Check the cat.





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#377806 - 04/20/09 05:52 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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lol ladybugs


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#377807 - 04/21/09 01:30 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377808 - 04/23/09 06:41 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377809 - 04/23/09 07:26 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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lol ladybugs




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#377810 - 04/23/09 10:04 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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This urban legend goes back well beyond 1995. A Canadian once insisted to me that the U.S. ship was an aircraft carrier named the USS Missouri. I had to remind him that the USS Missouri is a battleship and was the location of the formal Japanese surrender in WWII.
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#377811 - 04/23/09 10:14 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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Quote:







This urban legend goes back well beyond 1995. A Canadian once insisted to me that the U.S. ship was an aircraft carrier named the USS Missouri. I had to remind him that the USS Missouri is a battleship and was the location of the formal Japanese surrender in WWII.




Yep, I first saw it in Stephen Covey's book "7 Habits" written back in the 1980's and based on a popular cautionary tale from ancient times.


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#377812 - 04/30/09 08:54 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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Dunno who could pull this off. I like the idea behind it, though...




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#377813 - 04/30/09 09:02 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377814 - 04/30/09 09:07 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377815 - 04/30/09 09:12 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377816 - 05/01/09 05:56 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377817 - 05/01/09 07:49 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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This thread almost makes getting my password reset worth the trouble.

Almost.
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#377818 - 05/01/09 08:29 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377819 - 05/01/09 08:37 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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People who have never used drugs should not be allowed to make anti-drug posters.

I mean, that's funny as shit, but that's not meth. Chewie playing baseball is something we'd come up with on pot, wine and mushrooms.

Meth makes me want to fuck and blabber all night long.

Who's with me?

And no, I still don't have a funny picture. Yeah, fuck a bunch of cobalt60, I know...
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#377820 - 05/01/09 08:40 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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I just noticed that the guy who draws Garfield did the Chewbacca picture. God damn! XPT hasn't changed those pictures to the right in five fucking years!

What was we talking about, again?
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#377821 - 05/01/09 08:45 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377822 - 05/01/09 08:51 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



Hahaha, they should make a t-shirt like that.

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#377823 - 05/02/09 06:07 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377824 - 05/02/09 06:50 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
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I am sure I am not the only one who appreciates that they used "you're" and not "your" for the "adopted" cake.
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#377825 - 05/02/09 07:16 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377826 - 05/02/09 01:19 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377827 - 05/02/09 08:28 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377828 - 05/03/09 05:53 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
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That's the problem with black folk... They'a always be'en dominated by whitey.

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#377829 - 05/03/09 11:38 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377830 - 05/03/09 01:34 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377831 - 05/03/09 05:50 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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^THAT is fucking hilarious. Ms. Keyes FTW!
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#377832 - 05/03/09 06:03 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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Think I will throw some out--



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#377833 - 05/03/09 06:05 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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Keeping it going-


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#377834 - 05/03/09 06:06 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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uno mas


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#377835 - 05/03/09 11:19 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377836 - 05/03/09 11:46 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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^^^ Almost as disgusting as an actual birth.
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#377837 - 05/04/09 11:20 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377838 - 05/04/09 01:39 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
Cody Offline
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The universe is vast...

http://bayimg.com/haPhLAAbH


Edited by Cody (05/04/09 01:41 PM)
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#377839 - 05/04/09 05:50 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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What in the name of mortal fucking hell was that ?????
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#377840 - 05/04/09 06:02 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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Quote:

What in the name of mortal fucking hell was that ?????




Ur_anus...
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#377841 - 05/04/09 08:21 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377842 - 05/05/09 01:34 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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I am so gonna knit one of these...




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#377843 - 05/05/09 01:40 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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Could you make one for me? Sleeveless, I like sweater vests.
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#377844 - 05/05/09 02:11 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
Cody Offline
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It's funny 'cause it's totally unexpected - unless you read the header on the webpage!


Edited by Cody (05/05/09 02:12 PM)
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#377845 - 05/05/09 03:12 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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tattypatty said:
Quote:

I am so gonna knit one of these...






OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WANT THAT!!! Where did you find that!? I definetely need to get better at knitting, but fucking A! That would be the best gift ever to make for someone! .


Wait, dude you knit?! That's awesomeness...



PS, boy in stroller totally looks like AMB...
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#377846 - 05/05/09 04:59 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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Quote:

It's funny 'cause it's totally unexpected - unless you read the header on the webpage!




Thank god I did. That is something I never want to see again.

Funny? No. Traumatizing? Yes.

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#377847 - 05/06/09 01:05 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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Heh.





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#377848 - 05/07/09 08:36 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377849 - 05/08/09 02:00 AM Re: Post your funny pics here
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#377850 - 05/08/09 07:59 PM Re: Post your funny pics here
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