Kirsten Dunst having a stalker defies the laws of nature. That's like a bag of dry oatmeal having a stalker - or worse yet Janine Garofalo.

There must be some mistake - perhaps this stalker is blind. On one hand you might think this stalker sees some kind of inner beauty in Kirsten that no one else sees, despite having the facial demeanor and personality of a sleepwalker, but Kirsten has no inner beauty either so that's not it. Perhaps this stalker is a realist - and feels that shooting too high for an Angelina Jolie or equivalent is never going to happen and thus jane-average Kirsten is more reasonable and "rational."