I should be so lucky to end up like Sir Richard Nasty. He gambles, boozes, and carouses like the man of leisure he is. Good for that fish and chip eater, I say. Good for the Nastyman.

As for Tanner, I've never seen her hit the pipe. As the pic in the 3rd post from the top of this page shows, though, she has licked the pipe and sucked the pipe. There is no other evidence.