I'll have everyone know that Tanner and I had a scintillating conversation about structuralism versus post-structuralism. She is a darker shade of Grey and will appear in next April's Rolling Stone and Tiger Beat. No one has accomplished this.

The little scamp even asked me if I would like a drink of hemlock....you know, just like Socrates drank....before he died....?? What are you, a bunch of illiterate dummies who don't read philosophy books?

You guys are so bourgeois. I wish I could stay and educate you but I Kant.....hehehehehe.....Immanuel Kant...? He wrote the Critique of Practical Reason. No? I give up. You people are not on my level.

See how smart I am! Do you see?? I'm not posing....it's real....REAL!!