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#377143 - 09/11/09 05:12 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Amy Matthews, host of a couple of shows on DIY and a licensed contractor. She has a bit of a wonky eye thing going on but I'd still hit it and then get her to help me extend the deck on the back of my house.




All day, every day. Plus she could fix the mirror over the sink after I slammed her head through it cause she wasn't wearing panties after I stepped out of the shower on my way to brush my teeth.
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#377144 - 09/11/09 05:13 PM Re: Hot or not?
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She looks like someone hit her over the head with one of those giant cartoon looney tunes hammers and she sees birds and stars.
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#377145 - 09/11/09 06:38 PM Re: Hot or not?
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"Rosetta Stone" girl, Lesley Ann Machado?




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#377146 - 11/04/09 04:31 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377147 - 11/04/09 04:37 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
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If I had to fuck a Unite States Senator, it would be her.

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#377148 - 11/04/09 05:26 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377149 - 11/04/09 10:44 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Lemme try this ...

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



She looks like she needs an enema at 2:00PM on a breezy summer day, you know, with that plastic white nozzle and the orange rubber bag. And don;t forget the Vaselin.

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#377150 - 12/24/09 11:23 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Santa's sister-in-law?



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#377151 - 12/25/09 02:51 PM Re: Hot or not?
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^^^

I thought this was Mrs. Santa's sister:

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#377152 - 03/15/10 07:09 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Diana Eng. Fashion nerd, hacker, maker, ham radio ambassador.

Working the satellites with a homebrew antenna!



Wire in a tree, 59 into Italy on 20 meters from a NJ hilltop!



Throwing the wire antenna into the tree:



I'm going upstairs now.


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#377153 - 03/15/10 11:11 PM Re: Hot or not?
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I would not have any interest in that gaptoothed, ch . . . . chinawoman.

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#377154 - 03/18/10 08:17 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377155 - 03/18/10 09:00 PM Re: Hot or not?
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not
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#377156 - 03/19/10 07:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 04/15/08
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How about comedy legend and former Emo Philips wife Judy Tenuta?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I would hit that until I had an aneurysm. Girls get old, shits starts to sag but funny is fucking forever.

And funny = hot.
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#377157 - 03/19/10 08:50 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377158 - 03/19/10 09:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

Quote:

How about comedy legend and former Emo Philips wife Judy Tenuta?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I would hit that until I had an aneurysm. Girls get old, shits starts to sag but funny is fucking forever.

And funny = hot.




Judy. Only from behind and with a meat tenderizer in my right hand for when I've had enough. Not to be violent but its more like a remote control when the game youre watching is so onesided that you want to see whats on 60 minutes, or CSI.
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#377159 - 03/20/10 01:40 PM Re: Hot or not?
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:






That was... uncalled for.


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#377160 - 03/20/10 02:00 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

That was... uncalled for.




And funny = hot. No?

She's been nominated for five American Comedy Awards with two wins.
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#377161 - 03/20/10 02:49 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 04/15/08
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Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

Quote:

That was... uncalled for.




And funny = hot. No?

She's been nominated for five American Comedy Awards with two wins.




Yeah, but I don't do interracial.
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#377162 - 03/20/10 07:28 PM Re: Hot or not?
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CNN reporter Suzanne Malveaux?




-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




she looked better in her WRC-TV days

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#377163 - 03/20/10 08:54 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Fireballer Monica Abbott?





-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377164 - 03/20/10 09:06 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

Fireballer Monica Abbott?




^ That's a negatory, Chuck.
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#377165 - 03/20/10 09:25 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Cat Osterman?





-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377166 - 03/20/10 10:14 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Chuckie, are you more attracted to tomboyish girls? If so, do you think its because their kind might actually enjoy all that camping/outdoor stuff?
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#377167 - 03/20/10 11:57 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Nah, I just like 'em what I think of as healty, which is skewed by growing up in such an athletic-centro enviornment. I LOVE female athletes, not extremely muscular, but physically active and skilled.

Despite what you might assume from my prediliction for Gag Factor, I do not find withdrawn or "wimpy" women attractive. Relationship-wise, too, I want an equal partner, not someone I can dominate.

Unless she wants me to for an hour or so...

My question to you is why do you enjoy probing between the ears of perverts?
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#377168 - 03/21/10 12:06 AM Re: Hot or not?
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My question to you is why do you enjoy probing between the ears of perverts?



I'm sorry Mr., but I do not understand these.
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#377169 - 03/22/10 07:46 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Everything that a man could want.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377170 - 03/27/10 12:06 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377171 - 03/27/10 01:56 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

Everything that a man could want.







I'd totally fucking hit that. All day long, and twice on Sundays.
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#377172 - 03/27/10 04:51 PM Re: Hot or not?
electrostatic Offline
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You guys are joking right?
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#377173 - 03/31/10 03:37 PM Re: Hot or not?
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377174 - 03/31/10 06:27 PM Re: Hot or not?
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This guy is obsessed with riding hogs. Sad, just, sad.
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#377175 - 03/31/10 07:15 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Quote:



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Ned Beatty ?
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#377176 - 03/31/10 08:30 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Needs Beating?.
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#377177 - 04/03/10 11:52 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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#377178 - 04/04/10 05:32 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Needs Beating?.




Make it squeal like a pig !!!!
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#377179 - 04/24/10 07:41 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Em Dash, Gotham Girls Roller Derby

http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/players/em-dash



“.... . .-. . / -.-. --- -- . ... / - .-. --- ..- -... .-.. .”
Likes
Great novels, good white wine, the Oxford comma, and hip whips.

Dislikes
Low blocks, last call, TV screens in cabs.

Athletic Background
Em Dash dabbled in a lot of different sports when she was younger: lacrosse, field hockey, soccer, tennis, golf, swimming, and volleyball. She played softball for more than eight years, and played ice hockey for about six before an ankle injury in the first game cut short her first season on her fledgling college team. Dash began skating with Suburbia Roller Derby in 2007

She has never loved a sport as much as she loves roller derby.

Bio
Em Dash was born in Manhattan and grew up in Westchester, NY. At Smith College, she majored in English Literature and co-founded Labrys, a magazine of art and literature. After that, Dash returned to New York to get a job in book publishing. She has been at her current job with an independent publisher for three years. Every time she saves up a little money, she buys a new pair of skates or travels to somewhere new. Dash has been to over 15 countries on three continents -- her favorites have been Guatemala, Amsterdam, Greece, Italy, and Ecuador. She wants to go back to South America and has always wanted to go to Eastern Europe.






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#377180 - 04/24/10 03:12 PM Re: Hot or not?
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She looks like shit boiled over. I bet she has something to do with you and your personal life so I hope she dies in a fiery roller-derby accident five minutes from now. Hopefully A piece of her massive head injury will enter your frontal lobe and you won't be the annoying dried out douchebag that we all know you as anymore. At least for the the 20 minutes it takes to pull said bone fragment outta your defective head.

Exactly what is wrong with you anyways?.
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#377181 - 04/24/10 05:42 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Fuck this...
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#377182 - 04/24/10 05:45 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Was it the "fiery roller-derby accident" thing that did it?.

I like the exit interview portion... It's not all about you Chuck.
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#377183 - 04/24/10 06:09 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Quote:

Fuck this...




Gratuitous ham reference - Think jammer or malicious interference on the repeater Chuck ! WWARHD [what would a real ham do?}
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#377184 - 04/24/10 06:14 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377185 - 04/24/10 06:17 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler


Ebony Ayes

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#377186 - 04/24/10 06:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Fuck - Lou - give me hell. I meant to post both those in the thunder thighs thread.....[taps foot impatiently]
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#377187 - 04/24/10 06:29 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 219
Samantha Brown from the Travel Channel



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#377188 - 04/24/10 06:29 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 08/04/06
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Quote:



Ebony Ayes







One of my all-time faves.


I'll say Hot.
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#377189 - 04/24/10 06:30 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Just say he's still among the living. we can spread the blame all over the place...kinda like fail on knox..Ryan(not fucken) knox. Ohh fuck you, someone had to say it.

Brandon... ask Charin to come back. Do it.
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#377190 - 08/06/10 06:30 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377191 - 08/06/10 06:51 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 07/01/10
Posts: 190
Loc: lost..still seaching for where...
Lmao that looks crazy upside down hahaha like a vaccum suuuuuuck hahaha
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#377192 - 08/06/10 06:55 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 06/13/10
Posts: 36
Fucking HOT!!!

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