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Lemme try Stephanie Courtney, who plays the insurance woman Flo on the Progressive commercials:





Feed her through the "Extreme Makeover" conveyor belt not once, twice but THREE times, then make her cut off her dick to finish the gender reassignment she started, and finally stick her in a dark corner of the bar at 2am, and maybe just maybe some poor shlub will begin what turns out to be the biggest regret of his life by stumbling over to her to say hi.