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#377093 - 11/30/08 03:04 PM Hot or not?
charin Offline
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Roni Lynn Deutch.

Does the tax lawyer commercials on TV, in the slightly raspy voice.

She was also a college softball star, I knew I was attracted to her for some reason.


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#377094 - 11/30/08 03:09 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377095 - 11/30/08 03:15 PM Re: Hot or not?
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put things in perspective...

Comapred to this NOT!



compared to this YES!


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#377096 - 11/30/08 03:18 PM Re: Hot or not?
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college softball star




That's a dyke bro. She's gets way more pussy than you and you should hate her for it.



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#377097 - 11/30/08 03:38 PM Re: Hot or not?
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How about comedy legend and former Emo Philips wife Judy Tenuta?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#377098 - 11/30/08 03:47 PM Re: Hot or not?
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I'm just shocked to find out that anyone had married Emo Philips.

Emo demonstrates the use of a table saw.
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#377099 - 11/30/08 05:04 PM Re: Hot or not?
charin Offline
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CNN reporter Suzanne Malveaux?



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#377100 - 11/30/08 05:10 PM Re: Hot or not?
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How about comedy legend and former Emo Philips wife Judy Tenuta?





Definitely not bro. She's nothing special; not even an improvement from the first one you posted. Last one has nice eyes but you can tell she's a hard headed bitch and has as much sex appeal as a number 2 pencil.

I'm curious how old you are Chuck. You obviously like an older hen.
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#377101 - 11/30/08 05:15 PM Re: Hot or not?
cqd Offline
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Meh. Her teeth creep me the fuck out, they are whiter than white.

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#377102 - 11/30/08 05:21 PM Re: Hot or not?
charin Offline
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Lemme try Stephanie Courtney, who plays the insurance woman Flo on the Progressive commercials:



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#377103 - 11/30/08 05:27 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377104 - 11/30/08 05:39 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Stephanie Courtney apparently does stand up comedy and isn't very good at it; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZiMUJ8bqE&eurl=. She looks cute but don't watch it past the :12 mark. Seriously. Consider yourself warned.
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#377105 - 11/30/08 06:28 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

Roni Lynn Deutch.

Does the tax lawyer commercials on TV, in the slightly raspy voice.

She was also a college softball star, I knew I was attracted to her for some reason.


I'd hit it.........with a baseball bat

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377106 - 11/30/08 06:29 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Lemme try this ...

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#377107 - 11/30/08 07:05 PM Re: Hot or not?
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I'm 51. Maybe I should check out lezbo porn.

Almost too pretty to get the big part:




They didn't think a fat bus driver could land this fish.

I quit and go to bed now. Comment and leave your own.

-Chuck, Vegetarrian fanboy


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#377108 - 11/30/08 07:38 PM Re: Hot or not?
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you should ask l00p to merge this with Da Burgs "Album Thread". That might be fun.
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#377109 - 12/01/08 02:21 AM Re: Hot or not?
freestylah Offline
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Chuck, your taste in women is definitely different from mine. I wonder how the examples you provided coincide with your love of Gag Factor?
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#377110 - 12/01/08 02:40 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

Roni Lynn Deutch.

Does the tax lawyer commercials on TV, in the slightly raspy voice.

She was also a college softball star, I knew I was attracted to her for some reason.





She looks like Natalie on The Facts of Life.


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#377111 - 12/01/08 03:18 AM Re: Hot or not?
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She looks like Tony Little.


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#377112 - 12/01/08 11:01 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Loc: FL
Quote:

Lemme try Stephanie Courtney, who plays the insurance woman Flo on the Progressive commercials:



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




HOLY CRAP she looks different. She's hotter as Flo(sad as that is). At least Flo doesnt have the creepy eyebrows
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#377113 - 12/01/08 02:44 PM Re: Hot or not?
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When will we get to the HOTS?
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#377114 - 12/01/08 03:28 PM Re: Hot or not?
charin Offline
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Loc: Dayton
Christa Miller, played Kate on the Drew Carey Show?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#377115 - 12/01/08 03:49 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Yeah she is hot
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#377116 - 12/01/08 03:54 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Of course she is, that one is too easy. The others I posted were marginally stroke worthy (on edit - Suzanne Malevaux is HOT!). Up a notch from that, let's try former White House Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


Edited by charin (12/01/08 03:57 PM)
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#377117 - 12/01/08 04:27 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Wasn't much fun diggin' 'em up, either.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#377118 - 12/01/08 04:38 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Hot or Not?
I say HELL YEAH



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#377119 - 12/01/08 05:13 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Now, somebody's gonna dump a tranny here.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#377120 - 12/01/08 05:21 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Ladies ...




????????????

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#377121 - 12/01/08 05:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Nicole Parra (she is a CA politician)



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#377122 - 12/01/08 05:57 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377123 - 12/01/08 07:18 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

Lemme try Stephanie Courtney, who plays the insurance woman Flo on the Progressive commercials:






Feed her through the "Extreme Makeover" conveyor belt not once, twice but THREE times, then make her cut off her dick to finish the gender reassignment she started, and finally stick her in a dark corner of the bar at 2am, and maybe just maybe some poor shlub will begin what turns out to be the biggest regret of his life by stumbling over to her to say hi.

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#377124 - 12/01/08 09:01 PM Re: Hot or not?
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VERY hot IMHO and a nice person too. I miss her kinda sick sense of humor.


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#377125 - 12/01/08 09:07 PM Re: Hot or not?
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She was in my dormitory with me for 2 years.....she has an identical twin sister named suzette. By Harvard standards she was as hot as they come.
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#377126 - 12/02/08 04:42 AM Re: Hot or not?
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In the same vein: Kiran Chetry.



Does Fox have any hot anchors?


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#377127 - 12/02/08 05:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Gigi = hot
Kiran Chetry = hot

How about Carolina West from the Talent for Hire forum thread? I like her. Says she does blowjob, deep throat, and gagging.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#377128 - 12/02/08 08:25 PM Re: Hot or not?
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^^^Ehhhh lukewarm

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#377129 - 12/04/08 08:08 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Someone told me Roni Deuche looks better in person. She had/has an office in the Larry Flynt building on Wilshire. SHe's alright, it could be worse. She could look like Gloria Allred... It could always, always be worse.
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#377130 - 05/02/09 08:31 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Australian softball pitcher Tanya Harding?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377131 - 05/02/09 10:29 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

VERY hot IMHO and a nice person too. I miss her kinda sick sense of humor.





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#377132 - 05/03/09 05:35 AM Re: Hot or not?
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GI GI where are you? Come back!
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#377133 - 05/03/09 09:46 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Roni Lynn Deutch would look extremely attractive to me if she got me out of hock with the IRS. Other than that, no.

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#377134 - 08/24/09 10:53 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Amy Matthews, host of a couple of shows on DIY and a licensed contractor. She has a bit of a wonky eye thing going on but I'd still hit it and then get her to help me extend the deck on the back of my house.


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#377135 - 08/24/09 10:56 AM Re: Hot or not?
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She wears her hair down now.


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#377136 - 08/24/09 11:00 AM Re: Hot or not?
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She's quite the hottie. I haven't watched anything on DIY for a while. Amy is a good reason to watch it again. I'm getting tired of "Throwdown with Bobby Flay" anyway.
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#377137 - 08/24/09 11:07 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Faded jeans and t shirt is a true test of beauty.

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#377138 - 08/24/09 11:21 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 11/27/07
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"fresh girl in a t-shirt still looks best" -- Iggy Pop
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#377139 - 08/24/09 01:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
isla traquair





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#377140 - 08/24/09 01:31 PM Re: Hot or not?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Just load the images to this server, I don't want to take the time to google this chick.

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#377141 - 09/11/09 04:58 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Boner commercial woman?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377142 - 09/11/09 05:08 PM Re: Hot or not?
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No Charin...just, NO. you'd have to drink for me to hit that and I'm not picky.
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#377143 - 09/11/09 05:12 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Amy Matthews, host of a couple of shows on DIY and a licensed contractor. She has a bit of a wonky eye thing going on but I'd still hit it and then get her to help me extend the deck on the back of my house.




All day, every day. Plus she could fix the mirror over the sink after I slammed her head through it cause she wasn't wearing panties after I stepped out of the shower on my way to brush my teeth.
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#377144 - 09/11/09 05:13 PM Re: Hot or not?
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She looks like someone hit her over the head with one of those giant cartoon looney tunes hammers and she sees birds and stars.
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#377145 - 09/11/09 06:38 PM Re: Hot or not?
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"Rosetta Stone" girl, Lesley Ann Machado?




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#377146 - 11/04/09 04:31 PM Re: Hot or not?
charin Offline
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Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#377147 - 11/04/09 04:37 PM Re: Hot or not?
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If I had to fuck a Unite States Senator, it would be her.

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#377148 - 11/04/09 05:26 PM Re: Hot or not?
jeff jordan Offline
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#377149 - 11/04/09 10:44 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

Lemme try this ...

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



She looks like she needs an enema at 2:00PM on a breezy summer day, you know, with that plastic white nozzle and the orange rubber bag. And don;t forget the Vaselin.

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#377150 - 12/24/09 11:23 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Santa's sister-in-law?



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#377151 - 12/25/09 02:51 PM Re: Hot or not?
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^^^

I thought this was Mrs. Santa's sister:

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#377152 - 03/15/10 07:09 PM Re: Hot or not?
charin Offline
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Diana Eng. Fashion nerd, hacker, maker, ham radio ambassador.

Working the satellites with a homebrew antenna!



Wire in a tree, 59 into Italy on 20 meters from a NJ hilltop!



Throwing the wire antenna into the tree:



I'm going upstairs now.


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#377153 - 03/15/10 11:11 PM Re: Hot or not?
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I would not have any interest in that gaptoothed, ch . . . . chinawoman.

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#377154 - 03/18/10 08:17 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377155 - 03/18/10 09:00 PM Re: Hot or not?
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not
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#377156 - 03/19/10 07:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
Fenris Offline
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How about comedy legend and former Emo Philips wife Judy Tenuta?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I would hit that until I had an aneurysm. Girls get old, shits starts to sag but funny is fucking forever.

And funny = hot.
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#377157 - 03/19/10 08:50 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377158 - 03/19/10 09:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

Quote:

How about comedy legend and former Emo Philips wife Judy Tenuta?



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I would hit that until I had an aneurysm. Girls get old, shits starts to sag but funny is fucking forever.

And funny = hot.




Judy. Only from behind and with a meat tenderizer in my right hand for when I've had enough. Not to be violent but its more like a remote control when the game youre watching is so onesided that you want to see whats on 60 minutes, or CSI.
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#377159 - 03/20/10 01:40 PM Re: Hot or not?
Fenris Offline
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Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:






That was... uncalled for.


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#377160 - 03/20/10 02:00 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Registered: 05/22/08
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Quote:

That was... uncalled for.




And funny = hot. No?

She's been nominated for five American Comedy Awards with two wins.
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#377161 - 03/20/10 02:49 PM Re: Hot or not?
Fenris Offline
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Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

Quote:

That was... uncalled for.




And funny = hot. No?

She's been nominated for five American Comedy Awards with two wins.




Yeah, but I don't do interracial.
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#377162 - 03/20/10 07:28 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

CNN reporter Suzanne Malveaux?




-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




she looked better in her WRC-TV days

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#377163 - 03/20/10 08:54 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Fireballer Monica Abbott?





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#377164 - 03/20/10 09:06 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Fireballer Monica Abbott?




^ That's a negatory, Chuck.
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#377165 - 03/20/10 09:25 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Cat Osterman?





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#377166 - 03/20/10 10:14 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Chuckie, are you more attracted to tomboyish girls? If so, do you think its because their kind might actually enjoy all that camping/outdoor stuff?
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#377167 - 03/20/10 11:57 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Nah, I just like 'em what I think of as healty, which is skewed by growing up in such an athletic-centro enviornment. I LOVE female athletes, not extremely muscular, but physically active and skilled.

Despite what you might assume from my prediliction for Gag Factor, I do not find withdrawn or "wimpy" women attractive. Relationship-wise, too, I want an equal partner, not someone I can dominate.

Unless she wants me to for an hour or so...

My question to you is why do you enjoy probing between the ears of perverts?
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#377168 - 03/21/10 12:06 AM Re: Hot or not?
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My question to you is why do you enjoy probing between the ears of perverts?



I'm sorry Mr., but I do not understand these.
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#377169 - 03/22/10 07:46 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Everything that a man could want.



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#377170 - 03/27/10 12:06 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377171 - 03/27/10 01:56 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Everything that a man could want.







I'd totally fucking hit that. All day long, and twice on Sundays.
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#377172 - 03/27/10 04:51 PM Re: Hot or not?
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You guys are joking right?
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#377173 - 03/31/10 03:37 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377174 - 03/31/10 06:27 PM Re: Hot or not?
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This guy is obsessed with riding hogs. Sad, just, sad.
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#377175 - 03/31/10 07:15 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Ned Beatty ?
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#377176 - 03/31/10 08:30 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Needs Beating?.
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#377177 - 04/03/10 11:52 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377178 - 04/04/10 05:32 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Needs Beating?.




Make it squeal like a pig !!!!
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#377179 - 04/24/10 07:41 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Em Dash, Gotham Girls Roller Derby

http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/players/em-dash



“.... . .-. . / -.-. --- -- . ... / - .-. --- ..- -... .-.. .”
Likes
Great novels, good white wine, the Oxford comma, and hip whips.

Dislikes
Low blocks, last call, TV screens in cabs.

Athletic Background
Em Dash dabbled in a lot of different sports when she was younger: lacrosse, field hockey, soccer, tennis, golf, swimming, and volleyball. She played softball for more than eight years, and played ice hockey for about six before an ankle injury in the first game cut short her first season on her fledgling college team. Dash began skating with Suburbia Roller Derby in 2007

She has never loved a sport as much as she loves roller derby.

Bio
Em Dash was born in Manhattan and grew up in Westchester, NY. At Smith College, she majored in English Literature and co-founded Labrys, a magazine of art and literature. After that, Dash returned to New York to get a job in book publishing. She has been at her current job with an independent publisher for three years. Every time she saves up a little money, she buys a new pair of skates or travels to somewhere new. Dash has been to over 15 countries on three continents -- her favorites have been Guatemala, Amsterdam, Greece, Italy, and Ecuador. She wants to go back to South America and has always wanted to go to Eastern Europe.






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#377180 - 04/24/10 03:12 PM Re: Hot or not?
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She looks like shit boiled over. I bet she has something to do with you and your personal life so I hope she dies in a fiery roller-derby accident five minutes from now. Hopefully A piece of her massive head injury will enter your frontal lobe and you won't be the annoying dried out douchebag that we all know you as anymore. At least for the the 20 minutes it takes to pull said bone fragment outta your defective head.

Exactly what is wrong with you anyways?.
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#377181 - 04/24/10 05:42 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Fuck this...
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#377182 - 04/24/10 05:45 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Was it the "fiery roller-derby accident" thing that did it?.

I like the exit interview portion... It's not all about you Chuck.
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#377183 - 04/24/10 06:09 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Fuck this...




Gratuitous ham reference - Think jammer or malicious interference on the repeater Chuck ! WWARHD [what would a real ham do?}
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#377184 - 04/24/10 06:14 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377185 - 04/24/10 06:17 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Ebony Ayes

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#377186 - 04/24/10 06:22 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Fuck - Lou - give me hell. I meant to post both those in the thunder thighs thread.....[taps foot impatiently]
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#377187 - 04/24/10 06:29 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Samantha Brown from the Travel Channel



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#377188 - 04/24/10 06:29 PM Re: Hot or not?
Spunko Offline
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Ebony Ayes







One of my all-time faves.


I'll say Hot.
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#377189 - 04/24/10 06:30 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Just say he's still among the living. we can spread the blame all over the place...kinda like fail on knox..Ryan(not fucken) knox. Ohh fuck you, someone had to say it.

Brandon... ask Charin to come back. Do it.
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#377190 - 08/06/10 06:30 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377191 - 08/06/10 06:51 PM Re: Hot or not?
tmw Offline
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Lmao that looks crazy upside down hahaha like a vaccum suuuuuuck hahaha
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#377192 - 08/06/10 06:55 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Posts: 36
Fucking HOT!!!

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#377193 - 08/06/10 07:38 PM Re: Hot or not?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Tmw is very hot and greatly appreciated.

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#377194 - 08/06/10 09:00 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Wait, is that actually you, TMW?

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#377195 - 08/06/10 09:20 PM Re: Hot or not?
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#377196 - 08/06/10 10:50 PM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:







Wait, is that actually you, TMW?



Haha Yeah that's me ^_^ its the same pic in my avatar : p lol Throck wants to know why there aren't xx over my eyes so the pic looks like the gag factor icon hahaha
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#377197 - 08/07/10 03:26 AM Re: Hot or not?
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So we can look into your sexy eyes.

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#377198 - 08/07/10 07:14 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

So we can look into your sexy eyes.



haha thx
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#377199 - 08/07/10 07:39 AM Re: Hot or not?
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yw

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#377200 - 08/07/10 08:26 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Of course she's hot. Do you have to ask ? What I wonder is "Is she a good witch or a bad witch ? "
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#377201 - 08/07/10 10:45 AM Re: Hot or not?
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Quote:

Of course she's hot. Do you have to ask ? What I wonder is "Is she a good witch or a bad witch ? "



Ohhhhh I'm sooo good hehe * naughty *
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#518657 - 05/16/11 10:59 AM Re: Hot or not? [Re: charin]
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'Tax Lady' Roni Lynn Deutch closes law firm, says she's 'completely broke'

Something very funny about the whole white trash con artist connection. Plus she looks like a he.

Originally Posted By: charin
Roni Lynn Deutch.

Does the tax lawyer commercials on TV, in the slightly raspy voice.

She was also a college softball star, I knew I was attracted to her for some reason.


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#518662 - 05/16/11 03:00 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: Jigaloo]
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what about these two?theyre cute in a nerdy way.
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#518671 - 05/16/11 03:40 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: charin]
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I know the brunette is Kate Micucci but I've got no idea who the other person is.
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#518674 - 05/16/11 03:57 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: charin]
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brunette reminds me on one of these



Primordial Dwarf
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#518677 - 05/16/11 05:09 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: Jigaloo]
backdoorman Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
I know the brunette is Kate Micucci but I've got no idea who the other person is.

Kristen Bell
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#518694 - 05/16/11 08:02 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: charin]
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thats not kristen bell shes the alien from the faculty.she mightve been in some other late 90s teen horror movies two,now her and kate are the singing/rapping sensation garfunkel and oates.oh and kates the babysitter on raising hope.
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#518696 - 05/16/11 08:11 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: charin]
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women are not funny
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#591879 - 05/21/13 06:24 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: tattypatty]
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#591884 - 05/21/13 06:54 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: charin]
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I constantly confess my irrational obsession of Miss Wendy on the ESPN game conversations only to be told that my desire for her is not irrational.
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#591902 - 05/21/13 08:09 PM Re: Hot or not? [Re: charin]
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I say hot. She's smokin in the new ad where she's hassling the little girl baseball player. Her top is just really sheer. I haven't ready the article, but her positivity would lead to a shallow grave in a relationship situation. Her's or mine. No matter.
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