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#376957 - 11/29/08 02:15 PM Laser Eye Surgery
tattypatty Offline
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Anybody here had it? Friends or relatives? My vision is the fucking pits but I'm gun-shy....
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#376958 - 11/29/08 02:49 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
Icetech Offline
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
a guy at my work had it done.. says its the best thing he ever paid for.. no side effects..

my mom has had it done twice and says its still fucked up though.. BUT shes insane... and smokes... so her opinion on health shit is fucked...
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#376959 - 11/29/08 02:58 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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Registered: 09/07/07
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Not worth taking the risk.

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#376960 - 11/29/08 03:09 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'd love to have it done, but i don't have the bread right now.
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#376961 - 11/29/08 03:21 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
tattypatty Offline
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So that means you've looked into it, Zen? What do you know? Why do you think it's a waste, GF? In the mid-90's , there was a ton of recovery time and not everybody was a candidate. We've got a famous franchise her (Lasik) and a new one that is almost twice the price. My buddy went to the new one (he tattoos and depends on his vision) and said it was the best decision he ever made.
That said, it's still pretty new technology. My eyesight has really deteriorated.( i just turned 40). I'm also hoping to get my first fight this spring and am concerned I won't pass the physical because of my vision.

Why did your mom have to go back, Ice?


Edited by tattypatty (11/29/08 03:22 PM)
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#376962 - 11/29/08 04:48 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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Registered: 09/26/04
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Loc: Macomb mich
Said it got blurry again like a month later.. she says shes fine now though. I wouldn't mind having it done but i see good enough for porn.. so fuck it..i don't think i would wanna see some of these whores if i had 20/20
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#376963 - 11/29/08 04:58 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
Bornyo Offline
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I had iLasik about three years ago, which is the scalpel-less version. It was painless. I drove to a hotel and the clinic picked me up. They brought me back to the hotel and I spent the night and drove myself home the next day.

It was life-changing. My distance vision was shit, and they warn that your near vision will suffer after the procedure. It did a little bit but I still don't need reading glasses. For a couple of months I saw a "spirograph" pattern around headlights at night but that went away, and after a year my vision was better than it had ever been.

It is well worth the money and the risks are minimal unless you have other complicating factors (which a competent doctor would point out).

Go for it!

Edit: I had mine done here. They have a lot of information and videos on the website.


Edited by Bornyo (11/29/08 05:01 PM)

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#376964 - 11/29/08 07:01 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
pinupmutant Offline
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To those who say it's not worth it, can you explain why you feel that way?

I plan on getting mine done at Laservue in Montreal:

http://www.laservue.net/

A friend had hers done there...it cost about $2,000 USD a few years ago. A better value than the US, plus, since it's Montreal, you can enjoy the company of astonishingly hot, dirt-cheap whores while you recover.





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#376965 - 11/29/08 08:03 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
zenman Offline
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A better value than the US, plus, since it's Montreal, you can enjoy the company of astonishingly hot, dirt-cheap whores while you recover.





how cheap?
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#376966 - 11/29/08 10:23 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
I had the same experience as Bornyo. Worth every penny for work and baseball. Seeing is fun!
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#376967 - 11/29/08 10:48 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
Uncle Joe Offline
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I am considering the lasik surgery. I will probably have a collection of Fossil sunglasses that will be bought from eBay on the cheap.

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#376968 - 11/30/08 02:23 AM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
tattypatty Offline
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Thanks , Bornyo. My buddy went here:

http://www.focuseye.com/
They were more expensive but promised (and did) a lot more than Lasik up here. Any headaches?
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#376969 - 11/30/08 06:51 AM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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Quote:

Thanks , Bornyo. My buddy went here:

http://www.focuseye.com/
They were more expensive but promised (and did) a lot more than Lasik up here. Any headaches?




Do your own surgery on the cheap with an $8.00 laser pointer.

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#376970 - 11/30/08 08:30 AM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Thanks , Bornyo. My buddy went here:

http://www.focuseye.com/
They were more expensive but promised (and did) a lot more than Lasik up here. Any headaches?





Never, ever a headache. In fact they went away. Squinting and poor eyesight caused my headaches.

BTW, they have a new procedure they tried to sell me. When they perform the lasik they insert an artificial lens in your eye that corrects your near vision, while the lasik corrects your distance. I passed on that because 3 yrs ago it was brand new and I didn't want to be a tester.

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#376971 - 11/30/08 12:17 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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Registered: 06/01/04
Posts: 127
My brother did it about 5 yrs ago and reports no problems.
But I just can't get comfortable with laser and eye going together. I'd be fearing murphy's law in my case as well.

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#376972 - 11/30/08 12:32 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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The Mrs. had it done in Montreal a few years back.
Life-changing.

She once in awhile complains of halos or some shit when driving at night. Anyone else have this?
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#376973 - 11/30/08 01:51 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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She once in awhile complains of halos or some shit when driving at night. Anyone else have this?




My man Charlie said he saw an orange aura...


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#376974 - 11/30/08 01:58 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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I initially read that as "orangutan".
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#376975 - 11/30/08 05:31 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Not quite the same but I had cataracts removed by laser 3 years ago. I threw away my glasses afterwards. The implants are great.
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#376976 - 12/02/08 08:35 PM Re: Laser Eye Surgery
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My MIL had it and she's so happy that she can now see out of it perfectly.

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