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#376834 - 11/28/08 09:05 AM
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...New strategy in weak economy has Circuit City rounding up possible virgins A 34-year-old Wal-Mart worker died Friday morning after "a throng of shoppers . . . physically broke down the doors" and knocked him to the ground as the crowd pushed its way into the store at a Valley Stream mall, Nassau police said. One police officer told Newsday the prelude to the death was "a mob scene." The man who died was a temporary, part-time Wal-Mart worker, the officer said. Shoppers who surged into the store were asked to leave by Wal-Mart workers, some of them crying and visibly upset, said one shopper, Kimberly Cribbs of Far Rockaway. Though rumors circulated among the shoppers that someone had been badly injured, people ignored the Wal-Mart workers' requests that they stop shopping, move to the front of the store and exit, Cribbs said. "They kept shopping. It's not right. They're savages," Cribbs said. She said she entered the store after the worker was already being attended to by emergency personnel. As people waited, then pushed into the store, she said, "It was chaos." Another shopper said people were screaming and shoving in line before the opening. The worker was knocked down at 5:03 a.m. at the Green Acres Mall store, and was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 6:03 a.m. As of Friday morning the cause of death was described as "undetermined," police said. An exact cause of death will be determined by the county medical examiner's office, police said. The man's name was not immediately made public by the police, and the store was closed. Police are reviewing the security tapes from the store entrance. A spokeswoman for Wal-Mart, in Bentonville, Ark., said she was unable to comment immediately, and said the company was seeking details on the incident. Four other Wal-Mart shoppers at the Valley Stream store were taken to hospitals Friday morning. A 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital for observation, and three other shoppers suffered minor injuries and were taken to hospitals for treatment. The Fifth Squad is investigating. source
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#376835 - 11/28/08 09:45 AM
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Well, we know Panzer wasn't involved. He's too cheap to cough up the $17.00 for a round trip ticket from Brooklyn to Valley Stream on the LIRR.
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#376838 - 11/28/08 01:54 PM
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Checkout how many niggas where lined up at the Valley Stream Walmart with the hopes of scoring a cheap 42-inch flat-screen TV, but the thing that they did not know was that there was only 24 units in stock and only the 1st people would actually get them:
The nigga entrepraneurs that you see in the city could also profit if they would be there while the crowd waited until the store has opened, checkout this small song that I just made up, I call it NiGG@ Pro$$its:
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Get your umbrellas right here, only $5.00
Would you like some candy sir?
Only $1.00, Help me stay off the streets and out of trouble
Please support the local basketball team
Peanut M&M's and Starburst is all I got.
Designer bags, only $10.00, Don't ask me where I got them from.
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Buy Obama t-shirt and a lapel pin, yes, there is hope, buy a t-shirt.
Guys, can you please help me get something to eat?
One penny, only one penny can help make a difference.
Ice-Cold Water
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#376839 - 11/28/08 02:04 PM
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#376841 - 11/28/08 02:16 PM
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but the thing that they did not know was that there was only 24 units in stock and only the 1st people would actually get them:
Uh, no. They did know that. That's why they trampled the employee and were shoving each other outside.
Sad. Very sad.
I just made that number up. I was in the Pen Station's K-Mart earlier this week and they had at least 40 flat screen TV stockpiled right on the selling floor.
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#376842 - 11/28/08 08:11 PM
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wtf is with the aqua rangers?
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#376845 - 11/28/08 10:03 PM
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2 men dead after shots fired in SoCal Toys 'R' Us By GILLIAN FLACCUS – 3 hours ago PALM DESERT, Calif. (AP) — Two men pulled guns and shot each other to death in a crowded toy store Friday after the women with them erupted into a bloody brawl, witnesses said. Scared shoppers fled but no one else was hurt. The violence erupted on Black Friday, the traditional post-Thanksgiving start of the holiday shopping surge, but authorities indicated the shooting wasn't related to a shopping frenzy. Riverside County sheriff's Sgt. Dennis Gutierrez said the fight was not over a toy. He said handguns were found by the men's bodies, but he released little other information. He would not answer a question about whether the shooting was gang-related. Witnesses Scott and Joan Barrick said they were checking out of the store when the fight began between two women, each with a man. The women were near the checkout area, but the Barricks did not think the women had purchases. One woman suddenly started punching the other woman, who fought back as blood flowed from her nose, Scott Barrick, 41, said. The man who was with the woman being punched pulled a gun halfway out of his pocket, then shoved it back in, he said. "He pulled his gun right next to me. I turned to look for my wife, and she was already hiding," Barrick said. "I was scared," said Joan Barrick, 40. "I didn't want to die today. I really didn't want to die today, and I think that's what we were all thinking." The other man pulled a gun and pointed it at the first man but forgot to cock it, Scott Barrick said. The first man tried to run but was blocked by the line of people, then ran back toward the store's electronics section as the other man fired his gun, he said. The first man reached a dead-end in electronics, turned around and ran toward an exit, pulling his gun and firing back, he said. "He went up to the cash register, he went to put his hand on the thing and he just went phoomp," he said, indicating the man fell. He said he did not see what happened to the other man. Palm Desert Councilman Jim Ferguson said police told him two men with handguns shot and killed each other. "I think the obvious question everyone has is who takes loaded weapons into a Toys "R" Us?" he said. "I doubt it was the casual holiday shopper." Ray Turner, 20, said he was two aisles away when two women began shouting and screaming at each other and he had a clear view of the fight until a crowd clustered around them. Both women had children, he said. "We thought it was just a fight and then someone yelled, 'He's got a gun. He's got a gun.' You really couldn't see nothing because there was a crowd," Turner said. Rafael Gomez, 11, said he and his father had been in the store about 20 minutes before the shooting but were in a nearby Pizza Hut when they saw people pouring out of the store screaming. "We just saw them running and crying. I was kind of scared," Rafael said. "We got lucky." Toys "R" Us issued a statement expressing outrage over the violence. "We are working closely with local law enforcement officials to determine the specific details of what occurred," the statement said. "Our understanding is that this act seems to have been the result of a personal dispute between the individuals involved. Therefore, it would be inaccurate to associate the events of today with Black Friday." The Barricks and others remained at the scene long after the shooting because investigators would not allow cars to be taken from the parking lot until a crime-scene reconstruction was completed. Palm Desert is a resort town about 120 miles east of Los Angeles. 
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#376846 - 11/28/08 10:21 PM
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2 men dead after shots fired in SoCal Toys 'R' Us
By GILLIAN FLACCUS – 3 hours ago
PALM DESERT, Calif. (AP) — Two men pulled guns and shot each other to death in a crowded toy store Friday after the women with them erupted into a bloody brawl, witnesses said. Scared shoppers fled but no one else was hurt.
The violence erupted on Black Friday, the traditional post-Thanksgiving start of the holiday shopping surge, but authorities indicated the shooting wasn't related to a shopping frenzy.
Riverside County sheriff's Sgt. Dennis Gutierrez said the fight was not over a toy. He said handguns were found by the men's bodies, but he released little other information. He would not answer a question about whether the shooting was gang-related.
Witnesses Scott and Joan Barrick said they were checking out of the store when the fight began between two women, each with a man. The women were near the checkout area, but the Barricks did not think the women had purchases.
One woman suddenly started punching the other woman, who fought back as blood flowed from her nose, Scott Barrick, 41, said.
The man who was with the woman being punched pulled a gun halfway out of his pocket, then shoved it back in, he said.
"He pulled his gun right next to me. I turned to look for my wife, and she was already hiding," Barrick said.
"I was scared," said Joan Barrick, 40. "I didn't want to die today. I really didn't want to die today, and I think that's what we were all thinking."
The other man pulled a gun and pointed it at the first man but forgot to cock it, Scott Barrick said. The first man tried to run but was blocked by the line of people, then ran back toward the store's electronics section as the other man fired his gun, he said.
The first man reached a dead-end in electronics, turned around and ran toward an exit, pulling his gun and firing back, he said.
"He went up to the cash register, he went to put his hand on the thing and he just went phoomp," he said, indicating the man fell.
He said he did not see what happened to the other man.
Palm Desert Councilman Jim Ferguson said police told him two men with handguns shot and killed each other.
"I think the obvious question everyone has is who takes loaded weapons into a Toys "R" Us?" he said. "I doubt it was the casual holiday shopper."
Ray Turner, 20, said he was two aisles away when two women began shouting and screaming at each other and he had a clear view of the fight until a crowd clustered around them. Both women had children, he said.
"We thought it was just a fight and then someone yelled, 'He's got a gun. He's got a gun.' You really couldn't see nothing because there was a crowd," Turner said.
Rafael Gomez, 11, said he and his father had been in the store about 20 minutes before the shooting but were in a nearby Pizza Hut when they saw people pouring out of the store screaming.
"We just saw them running and crying. I was kind of scared," Rafael said. "We got lucky."
Toys "R" Us issued a statement expressing outrage over the violence.
"We are working closely with local law enforcement officials to determine the specific details of what occurred," the statement said. "Our understanding is that this act seems to have been the result of a personal dispute between the individuals involved. Therefore, it would be inaccurate to associate the events of today with Black Friday."
The Barricks and others remained at the scene long after the shooting because investigators would not allow cars to be taken from the parking lot until a crime-scene reconstruction was completed.
Palm Desert is a resort town about 120 miles east of Los Angeles.
Both of them were after the AquaRaiders Lego.
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#376848 - 11/29/08 04:36 AM
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#376853 - 11/30/08 11:12 AM
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It was especially dark out for that time of the morning. 
It was before 5:00AM when it happened. At around 5:45AM I crossed teh subway bridge between Atlantic Avenue and Canal Street and it was still dark.
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#376857 - 11/30/08 12:01 PM
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Monday is first of the month though.
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#376859 - 11/30/08 01:09 PM
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Gigi would like you to refer to it as looseys and grape drank iirc.
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#376861 - 11/30/08 01:48 PM
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Whatever you wish to call it, it's still better than "Big Fizz" cola.
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#376862 - 11/30/08 01:55 PM
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It's kinda sad the way Panzer casts a shadow over his once proud people. Okay, maybe not proud but somewhat feared.
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#376863 - 11/30/08 02:05 PM
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For whatever it might be worth I am sure he can rally a Lego army of unparalleled magnitude.
He could arm them with tiny atomizers filled with a combination of cheap perfumes.
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#376864 - 11/30/08 03:04 PM
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As much as it pains me to do it..
I'm sure Stevie Why has an equally sad/impressive collection. And although Stevie may not be able to implement an atomizer offense I'm sure he has a few small kids he's lured in to back him up.
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#376865 - 11/30/08 03:24 PM
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What baffles me is that we know that Alex is into technical drawings and designing shit. And for some reason he would rather snap together lego bricks then construct cool looking models like this:
I have nothing against lego except that I think they are kind of dull.
Where if he takes his tank fascination to what I hope is it's logical conclusion we might get to see another Killdozer.
This is a video of the Killdozer fucking some shit up. It also shows that you can't tell scale in the photo I posted because the thing is fucking gigantic.
I don't know enough about NYC to have any clue how feasible this one is but check out Shawn Nelson's stolen tank rampage.
I want a Killdozer but instead I get fucking batman lego sets and cheap perfume. Not that reading about that stuff is totally boring just I would rather read about a killing spree.
Of course I would never encourage Alex to do something dangerous, I was just thinking aloud.
Edited by conquistador (11/30/08 03:31 PM)
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#376866 - 11/30/08 04:29 PM
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The only offensives Panzer will ever mount will be
a self inflicted thumb to ass Normandy type beach landing up his sandy shit pussy or maybe, just maybe, talking the guy behind the counter at Bath And Bodyworks into steaming the wrinkles out of his foreskin.
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#376868 - 11/30/08 07:39 PM
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Then I'll walk into your garage and tear your face off your head..
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#376869 - 11/30/08 08:00 PM
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Then I'll walk into your garage and tear your face off your head..
But you will have to face the mask that I will wear that will be made from Mrs' face.
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#376870 - 11/30/08 08:06 PM
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You've obviously never been married, bitch-meat. lol
Stick to the legos lil guy..
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#376871 - 11/30/08 08:13 PM
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You've obviously never been married, bitch-meat. lol
Stick to the legos lil guy..
I think that I can also use junior too. Like I can upholster the dashboard with the skin, and use the skull as a dangling airfreshener, or like frontpiece for the tank, you know, like Mercedes Benz has the 3-pointed star, or like the Ford has the Ford logotype in the blue oval. Skull could be a great frontpiece for the DeathDozer, and the genuine human flesh as an interior upholstery, the ultimate one-of-a-kind luxury. You don't see this kind of options at your local Maybach dealership.
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#376872 - 11/30/08 08:17 PM
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You just rubbed one out to that didn't you Glanzor?.
heh.
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#376873 - 11/30/08 08:22 PM
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You just rubbed one out to that didn't you Glanzor?.
heh.
Yeah, to the thought of tied-up Mrs head-down ass-up with the enema hose pumpin' up somekind of fluid up her asshole.
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#376874 - 11/30/08 08:29 PM
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^ sniffs shit in diapers. lol
Since you've never seen my Mrs. you must mean your Mrs.
And since you're a complete and total fucken circus act freakshow the sum of the equation is your Mumsie.
Sick shit Ilix... not good stinkstain.
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#376875 - 11/30/08 08:32 PM
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^ sniffs shit in diapers. lol
Since you've never seen my Mrs. you must mean your Mrs.
And since you're a complete and total fucken circus act freakshow the sum of the equation is your Mumsie.
Sick shit Ilix... not good stinkstain.
Nah, your Mrs, she's probably some average American mom with a dumb name like Winnie and probably has thing for shoes. 
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#376876 - 11/30/08 08:36 PM
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Make it purses and we'll call it even....
And you did better with the Jr remark eventhough he'd
fucken kill you textually, and on the ice.
It was the Bath and Bodyworks shot that pissed you off.
Amirite?.
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#376878 - 11/30/08 08:38 PM
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ha...
never show weakness shitstreak... lol
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#376879 - 11/30/08 08:38 PM
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Make it purses and we'll call it even....
And you did better with the Jr remark eventhough he'd
fucken kill you textually, and on the ice.
It was the Bath and Bodyworks shot that pissed you off.
Amirite?.
Which one you think would make better in a stew for the dogs, the Mrs or the Junior? I think that dogs with prefer the Family Special: 2 kinds of meat in 1 stew.
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#376880 - 11/30/08 08:40 PM
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And don't PM me either, cause youre on the list with the other people.
Now you've done it, Lou. You made Panzer's shit list. If I were you, I'd start building enema tank barriers.
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#376882 - 11/30/08 08:44 PM
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Make it purses and we'll call it even....
And you did better with the Jr remark eventhough he'd
fucken kill you textually, and on the ice.
It was the Bath and Bodyworks shot that pissed you off.
Amirite?.
Which one you think would make better in a stew for the dogs, the Mrs or the Junior? I think that dogs with prefer the Family Special: 2 kinds of meat in 1 stew.
I somehow doubt the dogs ever leave the confines of your stinkstar.
Nah, they'd rather maul down the Junior. Which one you'd prefer more: the underground burial of the corpse or the cremation?
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#376885 - 11/30/08 08:51 PM
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Make it purses and we'll call it even....
And you did better with the Jr remark eventhough he'd
fucken kill you textually, and on the ice.
It was the Bath and Bodyworks shot that pissed you off.
Amirite?.
Which one you think would make better in a stew for the dogs, the Mrs or the Junior? I think that dogs with prefer the Family Special: 2 kinds of meat in 1 stew.
I somehow doubt the dogs ever leave the confines of your stinkstar.
Nah, they'd rather maul down the Junior. Which one you'd prefer more: the underground burial of the corpse or the cremation?
That scenario is all you lil guy. How bout you go draw a picture and get back to me.
The little guy is the Junior. I bet that I can design a universal coffin that includes both: the burial and cremation, and to top it off there can even be fireworks.
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