Smokey, I once met a chick who claimed to be actually, TRULY addicted to Ice Cream. I mean it....she wasnt fat either, she just said she cant stop eating ice cream once she starts, to the point where she actually gets sick, and in danger of lapsing into some type of coma from a massive sugar overdose or some shit. She wasnt a whore either, but it lead me to thinking and fantasizing: Imagine negotiating with this chick, "Ok honey, I want to spend a couple hours with you, massages and BLOW JOBS only. How many Pints of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough will it cost me if want to blast 3 loads down your throat during this 2 hour session? Also, is it ok if I tip you in Popsicles?"