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#376744 - 11/27/08 07:19 PM I am Done with whores
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Just when you seriously consider self loathing and pushups, you discover something like this that not only makes you realize that you are NOT that fucked up, but makes you go "hmmmmmm..." I hope my Demoness looks like Julianna Marguiles _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#376745 - 11/27/08 10:15 PM Re: I am Done with whores
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	Burg, say it ain't so!! _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#376747 - 11/27/08 11:00 PM Re: I am Done with whores
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	Quote: Just when you seriously consider self loathing and pushups, you discover something like this that not only makes you realize that you are NOT that fucked up, but makes you go "hmmmmmm..." I hope my Demoness looks like Julianna Marguiles you cant even walk much less summom a demon to come fuck you.
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#376748 - 11/27/08 11:27 PM Re: I am Done with whores
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Quote: Just when you seriously consider self loathing and pushups, you discover something like this that not only makes you realize that you are NOT that fucked up, but makes you go "hmmmmmm..." I hope my Demoness looks like Julianna Marguiles you cant even walk much less summom a demon to come fuck you. I bet Burg gets more pussy than you do _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#376749 - 11/27/08 11:44 PM Re: I am Done with whores
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	A very, very lonely person wrote that. And I mean the author of what Burg linked to, not Burg himself. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#376750 - 11/27/08 11:47 PM Re: I am Done with whores
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Burg is lonely too
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#376751 - 11/28/08 12:07 AM Re: I am Done with whores
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	Maybe he should beg Jeff to allow him the pleasure of pounding away at his limp incher, while watching 30 other mopes splash seed on some PW's grill. Oh wait, nobody would actually do that. _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#376752 - 11/28/08 12:28 AM Re: I am Done with whores
RyanKnox Broccoli Buy Piss Mop Chronic Masturbator Registered: 10/25/05 Posts: 1802 Loc: Getting pissed on	Youre breaking my heart there. I'll beg Jeff to have you removed from Earth via Bukkake henchmen. Edited by RyanKnox (11/28/08 12:32 AM)
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#376753 - 11/28/08 02:14 PM Re: I am Done with whores
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: A very, very lonely person wrote that. And I mean the author of what Burg linked to, not Burg himself. if I cant have Julianna, I'll take a demoness that looks like Holly Randall. I think holly told me once that she can be "evil"....or was that "slutty"? A "bitch"? "Enigmatic"? Besides, I am alone, I am not lonely. Afterall, I have ME to entertain myself.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#376754 - 11/29/08 05:51 PM Re: I am Done with whores
IWAdult Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/07/06 Posts: 756 Loc: Somewhere in the middle	Quote: Besides, I am alone, I am not lonely. Afterall, I have ME to entertain myself.... very well said Burg _________________________ www.iwadult.com
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#376755 - 12/02/08 08:07 PM Re: I am Done with whores
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Quote: Besides, I am alone, I am not lonely. Afterall, I have ME to entertain myself.... very well said Burg HUGGGE difference Burg, that was well written. And you kinda of most of the time entertain me also.
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#376756 - 12/02/08 10:54 PM Re: I am Done with whores
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	Burg's posts were a big chunk of reason why I started posting here. We also share a taste for whores, pills, and whores who like to do freaky shit for said pills. _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#376757 - 12/03/08 04:27 AM Re: I am Done with whores
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Smokey, I once met a chick who claimed to be actually, TRULY addicted to Ice Cream. I mean it....she wasnt fat either, she just said she cant stop eating ice cream once she starts, to the point where she actually gets sick, and in danger of lapsing into some type of coma from a massive sugar overdose or some shit. She wasnt a whore either, but it lead me to thinking and fantasizing: Imagine negotiating with this chick, "Ok honey, I want to spend a couple hours with you, massages and BLOW JOBS only. How many Pints of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough will it cost me if want to blast 3 loads down your throat during this 2 hour session? Also, is it ok if I tip you in Popsicles?" _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#376758 - 12/03/08 03:00 PM Re: I am Done with whores
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	Cheap date! _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#376759 - 12/05/08 07:14 AM Re: I am Done with whores
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	Quote: Smokey, I once met a chick who claimed to be actually, TRULY addicted to Ice Cream. I mean it....she wasnt fat either, she just said she cant stop eating ice cream once she starts, to the point where she actually gets sick, and in danger of lapsing into some type of coma from a massive sugar overdose or some shit. She wasnt a whore either, but it lead me to thinking and fantasizing: Imagine negotiating with this chick, "Ok honey, I want to spend a couple hours with you, massages and BLOW JOBS only. How many Pints of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough will it cost me if want to blast 3 loads down your throat during this 2 hour session? Also, is it ok if I tip you in Popsicles?" tip her in toppings burg _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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