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#376628 - 11/27/08 02:08 AM
Da Burg's friend seeking sex on CL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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This guy has Da Burglar's method down pat.
CUTE boy with a couple VICODIN to share looking for SAFE PLAY - m4w - 28 (UCLA)
Reply to: pers-935898170@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-27, 1:47AM PST
Please be cute and interested in making out. I'd also love to watch you rub your clit while I stroke my cock. And love giving oral. But you tell me what you're interested in...
28yo, 6'2", slim, d/d free. Send your pic...
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#376629 - 11/27/08 02:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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He's got that American Psycho vibe to him. I wonder what kind of skanks he's gotten so far....
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#376630 - 11/27/08 02:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I think he's pretty hot. Who cares about pills when you can have cock?
I emailed him.
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#376631 - 11/27/08 02:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Yeah he IS hot and at least he's free of Dungeons & Dragons...
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#376632 - 11/27/08 08:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Damn, you girls are easy!
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#376633 - 11/27/08 09:00 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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I love that everyone that posts these ads is D&D free.... its almost like these problems don't even exist anymore:)
Rarely see a ad claiming that hes going to make your gash itch and burn for weeks after you fuck em...
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#376634 - 11/27/08 01:07 PM
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gia jordan should open a new line of gentlemen's clubs across the USA. they would do better then Ricks Cabaret have a location in every major city and the ad line would be come in to gia's and leave with a smile! 
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#376635 - 11/27/08 02:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Um, that's great, but what does that have to do with this thread? Ever since you've changed to Cristal Connors, it's been pretty scary down right to the queeny quips in your sigs. I picture you walking around the house in a feather boa, kissing Eli's picture, and practicing your tuck. But Happy Thanksgiving, Dino/Cristal my love.
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#376636 - 11/27/08 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Prank. Would a guy really post his pic while offering drugs illegally? Seriously.
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#376637 - 11/27/08 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'd bet anything this ad is a bogus gag done by either buddies of the dude in the picture, or possibly by a disgruntled slut or pill whore who was dissed by the dude in the picture.
That's not my method at all....I am way more subtle, and perverted, than this idiot.
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#376641 - 11/28/08 09:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Gia, why are you looking for sex in CL?
Because I am too cheap and lazy for valet parking at the bar.
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#376645 - 11/29/08 05:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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The guy and I emailed a few times one night, but I never got so inspired as to meet. Seems like a cool guy. I was also too lazy to put on makeup, get dressed all fancy, and get in the car and no way is some anonymous random CL dude coming over here.
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#376646 - 11/29/08 10:22 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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I don't think the makeup was necessary G.
I'd fuck the bejesus out of you with morning breath.
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#376648 - 11/30/08 05:26 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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That place is full of creeps: Quote:
We are DP'ing a chick together, I grab your Ass & Dick,what's Next? - 35 (West LA)
Reply to: pers-938904806@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-30, 4:51AM PST
What would you do if we were DP'ing a chick and I rubbed your ass?
If your answer is try to get me to move my hands lower so I can get at your hole, you get the prize. We have the same secret desires. Because I definitely want to get intimate with you, and you with me and we don't want it to be some big gay thing, just 2 straight guys exploring and experimenting. Let's do it, will be even better if we can party before (ain't got shit myself) but it is not required. I am willing to risk it for this moment, keep it all on the DL, be more than discreet, be secret like 007, keep it special. . NO GAY GUYS PRETENDING, ok! None of the pics below are me, and I don't have the girl tonight, it would be just you and me and searching or satisfied with the two of us!
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#376649 - 11/30/08 10:38 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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ewwwwwwwwww
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#376651 - 11/30/08 05:06 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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You can always meet new lovers here, on the XPT G. For example Alex and Tritone are single.
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#376653 - 12/01/08 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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Quote:
That place is full of creeps:
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We are DP'ing a chick together, I grab your Ass & Dick,what's Next? - 35 (West LA)
Reply to: pers-938904806@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-30, 4:51AM PST
What would you do if we were DP'ing a chick and I rubbed your ass?
If your answer is try to get me to move my hands lower so I can get at your hole, you get the prize. We have the same secret desires. Because I definitely want to get intimate with you, and you with me and we don't want it to be some big gay thing, just 2 straight guys exploring and experimenting. Let's do it, will be even better if we can party before (ain't got shit myself) but it is not required. I am willing to risk it for this moment, keep it all on the DL, be more than discreet, be secret like 007, keep it special. . NO GAY GUYS PRETENDING, ok! None of the pics below are me, and I don't have the girl tonight, it would be just you and me and searching or satisfied with the two of us!
This post drives home the point I've been making about DPs, gangbangs, bukkakes, etc since I got here. Now can we close the chapter on whether or not this shit is fucking ghey?
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#376654 - 12/02/08 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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If all the dude wants to do is to stroke his cock whilst you flick your clit, you could do it with web cams and find out if he looks like he claims or is actually David Duchovny.
If it was David Duchovny, I'd be there with bells on. That is one fine motherf*cker! And he has a sex addiction? Awesome.
Turns out I gave up my CL adventures because I'm too chicken to meet any of these guys and I'll just stick to my kinda/sorta bootycall guy, though my schedule isn't as flexible as my lower body.
I agree, I always found him hot, even as Mulder but he's hot as fuck on Californication and he's often shown in his boxers, very nice bod.  
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