A) You are fat, and not intimiating, so typing that way won't help.

B) You can't tell me you didn't get off on those alleged phone calls from Beaver Love

C) Good for you for jumping in the fray, I got no problem with that. But when you put up youtube's shitting on people, expect that some folks might just shit on you back.

D) Shy Love is gross. Getting a hummer from her would be scarier than letting a beaver with braces suck my dick.