OK. I'm organizing a bunch of stuff I "liberated". As part of that I usually just watch the opening to see if the disk is worth watching, needs a scene extraction, or is just documented on the database, placed on a spindle, never to be watched again.
So I come across this recent compilation ["Holdin' On" from Anarchy Films] which hawks a Courtney Simpson scene. I enjoy collecting Courtney's stuff, but she mostly performed before I started what WD has sarcastically called my "porn seed bank". So there's a good chance that while that scene isn't new, it'll be new to me.
So I kick off VLC and comedy ensues.
Much to my surprise, Courtney has a tan ... and tits.