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#376349 - 11/25/08 11:26 PM Thanksgiving.
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What are your thanksgiving plans?...


I am going to cook a turkey, garlic mashed potatoes, broccoflower, corn, pie, green bean casserole and cornbread.

CORNBREAD!...Aint nothing wrong with that...

Im also going to stuff my face with lots of food all this while dressed like and indian.


In the spirit of thanksgiving, please enjoy!


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#376350 - 11/26/08 01:25 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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What are you giving thanks for? A failed crusade in Iraq? An economy that's going under fast?
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#376351 - 11/26/08 02:04 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I'm thankful that my friends and I are able to have a Thanksgiving. We will all be there alive and able to have the food that brings us together. Turkey, corn bread stuffing, squash, broccolini, mashed potatoes, gravy, and pumpkin pie will be amongst us and candle lit. Many of us don't have meals like that unless we're dining out which has become fewer and far between these days.

And c'mon, Freestylah...I know you're not American, but have a heart; don't diss turkey day. Even Monstar loves Thanksgiving, and we once raped and killed his people.
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#376352 - 11/26/08 05:29 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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What are you giving thanks for? A failed crusade in Iraq? An economy that's going under fast?




Yep. Vietnam gave us 25 years of relative peace. Remember the slogan, "We don't want another Vietnam!" That kept us out of a lot of shit, reigned in the hawks. We are basically out of combat in Iraq by the end of 2010, and Iraq has given us pacifists some powerful talking points.

I hope this huge shock to the economy will result in better distributive justice. Banking systems will no longer be able to play loan shark, and sell bad loans as securities. There will be a realization that widespread prosperity is made through labor, not capital. Capital is the tool that keeps the country working, but the work must be rewarded. Demands for putting safety, living wage, and enviornmental preconditions on trade agreements will lift the quality of life worldwide.

These two disasters have given a mandate to the new leaders, to move in a progressive direction, and to achieve real change. And these disasters have politically buried the conservative movement for the mid future.

So, there are silver linings, and Americans are a resilient people. I want to believe I can retire into peace and prosperity in 2012.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

On Edit - sorry, I should have just said I am thankful our heads are starting to emerge from our asses.


Edited by charin (11/26/08 05:44 AM)
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#376353 - 11/26/08 05:32 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I am thankful that, so far, it isn't worse than it is.

I am thankful that my brother has moved back east.

I am thankful that he doesn't have to sneak his cat in and so it doesn't have to stay with me in the meantime.

I am thankful that I have family that cares about me and tries to understand my illness, though it is trying on all of us.

I am thankful that I have great friend of long standing that forgive my disappearing from contact from long periods and don't even ask why.

I am thankful for an understanding landlord who tolerates my eccentricities, provides reliable people to take care of my monsters when I go to Florida or when I was committed, and who has decided not to raise my rent this year.

I am thankful that I have no one to worry about in Iraq or Afghanistan.



I am thankful that I can be thankful.
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#376354 - 11/26/08 06:45 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I'm thankful Panzer is not in charge of buying the turkey for my Thanksgiving dinner this year.
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#376355 - 11/26/08 08:24 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Lots of reasons to be thankful indeed. Thanks for all replies. I'm happy it's not considered 'just a day-off'.

Have fun & enjoy the turkeys!
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#376356 - 11/26/08 08:50 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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What are you giving thanks for? A failed crusade in Iraq? An economy that's going under fast?




Surely you can't be serious - most Americans didn't vote for or support the dictators that got our military into Iraq through trickery and subterfuge, but not to derail with a pointless topic, Thanksgiving is like most other U.S. national holidays in that they've devolved into nothing more than:

1) An excuse to get people together.
2) An excuse to drink.
3) An excuse to drink to cope with having to get together.

In my case, it's #1.

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#376357 - 11/26/08 09:18 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Turkey Day consists of:
Making a pie,
Hording the dark meat (fuck off,LOL),
Cranberry sauce, Yams, Stuffing stuffing stuffing,
5 different kinds of wine.
3 kinds of pie
Fixing the brakes on Dad's car while the women cook (ha)
Watching TV while the women clean up (double ha)
Waiting for Grandma to embarrass herself after imbibing too much
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#376358 - 11/26/08 12:14 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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and Iraq has given us pacifists some powerful talking points.






Quote:

I hope this huge shock to the economy will result in better distributive justice.




Spreading the wealth around=Justice, eh?

Quote:

Banking systems will no longer be able to play loan shark, and sell bad loans as securities.




Yea, but the state will still be forcing them to increase 'minority home ownership' etc.

Quote:

There will be a realization that widespread prosperity is made through labor, not capital.




No, to create wealth you need labor, capital and land. Each component is necessary and none is more important then the others.

Quote:

Capital is the tool that keeps the country working, but the work must be rewarded.




But of course work must be rewarded. Slavery is banned worldwide, workers are rewarded with wages for their labor.

Quote:

Demands for putting safety, living wage, and enviornmental preconditions on trade agreements will lift the quality of life worldwide.




...by slowing down economic growth.
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#376359 - 11/26/08 05:56 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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"Thanks Giving Day" (ANb)

starving child your corpse
will be worth its feather weight
the swine devour their favor
constant
collapsing
inferior
mommy why does it taste like ink?
clean your plate young man, this funeral's gonna be a fucking feast
constant
collapsing
inferior
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#376360 - 11/26/08 06:49 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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A Thanksgiving Prayer from William S. Burroughs

Hope you all have a lovely holiday and are with the ones you love and like.
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#376361 - 11/26/08 09:36 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Thankful for a secure job at an (apparently) secure large law firm and the disposable income that comes with it.

Thankful for having that same disposable income to buy exotic beers, culinary gadgets, and nearby stores to buy ling cod, prosciutto, funky goat cheese, ad infinitum.

Thankful that the Internet is still free of censorship and whose access is not partitioned out to the haves and haves not (i.e. Net Neutrality).

Thankful that I live in a city and not a suburb (groan) or even worse, a "small town", "real values" be damned.

Thankful that I can still get a newspaper delivered to my door every day for $13-$14 a month and three other weekly newspapers free for the taking at convenient boxes downtown.

Thankful that last night's 105-minute "the Shield" series finale was awesome.

Thankful for a new administration who (apparently) is contemplative, even-keeled and well-read as opposed to one that is ideology-driven, politically vengeful and in an ignorance bubble, and that the transition appears to be moving smoothly (sans Hannity fearing a tyrant).

Thankful for (I know it's only) rock and roll (but I like it).



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#376362 - 11/27/08 01:19 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Quote:

What are you giving thanks for? A failed crusade in Iraq? An economy that's going under fast?




Quote:

I hope this huge shock to the economy will result in better distributive justice.




Quote:

most Americans didn't vote for or support the dictators that got our military into Iraq through trickery and subterfuge




Quote:

A Thanksgiving Prayer from William S. Burroughs




Quote:

Thankful for a new administration who (apparently) is contemplative, even-keeled and well-read as opposed to one that is ideology-driven, politically vengeful and in an ignorance bubble, and that the transition appears to be moving smoothly (sans Hannity fearing a tyrant).




I'm thankful that I'm not so absurdly blinded by my political ideology that I use thanksgiving to score political points.
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#376363 - 11/27/08 02:01 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Apparently people will be doing lots of thanking tonight.

As far as politics go,
Election day has passed. Im thankful for that.
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#376364 - 11/27/08 02:11 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I'd be more thankful if Conky was here.
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#376365 - 11/27/08 02:12 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Hope Conky is doing well. I miss Monkey, too.
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#376366 - 11/27/08 02:15 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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http://www.countercurrents.org/us-ford271106.htm

And they say people in the Middle East are barbaric. Not too long ago your founders planned the extermination of the Native Indian people.

http://www.nanations.com/extermination_bison_buffalo.htm

I'd actually be ashamed if I was an American, knowing what only a few hundred years ago happened. I don't recall the British Empire doing something as barbaric although we have done quite bad things in the past.

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#376367 - 11/27/08 02:20 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Oh no, the Brits were never known for violent acts of colonialism.
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#376368 - 11/27/08 02:25 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Quote:

Quote:

and Iraq has given us pacifists some powerful talking points.






Quote:

I hope this huge shock to the economy will result in better distributive justice.




Spreading the wealth around=Justice, eh?

Quote:

Banking systems will no longer be able to play loan shark, and sell bad loans as securities.




Yea, but the state will still be forcing them to increase 'minority home ownership' etc.

Quote:

There will be a realization that widespread prosperity is made through labor, not capital.




No, to create wealth you need labor, capital and land. Each component is necessary and none is more important then the others.

Quote:

Capital is the tool that keeps the country working, but the work must be rewarded.




But of course work must be rewarded. Slavery is banned worldwide, workers are rewarded with wages for their labor.

Quote:

Demands for putting safety, living wage, and enviornmental preconditions on trade agreements will lift the quality of life worldwide.




...by slowing down economic growth.






Typical either misguided or shrewd neo-con dogshit.
We don't have true "capitalism" in the world. We have capitalism for the poor and socialism for the rich...in other words plutocratic fascism. Whiny little liberal faggots are the only reason you don't have a 16 hour workday in the united states.
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#376369 - 11/27/08 03:17 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Typical either misguided or shrewd neo-con dogshit.
We don't have true "capitalism" in the world. We have capitalism for the poor and socialism for the rich...in other words plutocratic fascism. Whiny little liberal faggots are the only reason you don't have a 16 hour workday in the united states.




1. I agree, neocons are morons.
2. I'm against the bailouts, too.
3. More Americans work part time now then ever in the past. Most of them probably want to work more, not less. And there are some Americans who work 16 hours a day. Entrepreneurs and other small businessmen, some managers...dems are going to punish them for that with higher taxes.


Edited by Crocodile (11/27/08 05:10 AM)
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#376370 - 11/27/08 05:15 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Oh no, the Brits were never known for violent acts of colonialism.




Not even close to the planned systematic genocide of native American Indians.

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#376371 - 11/27/08 06:49 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Two words:

Shaka Zulu
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#376372 - 11/27/08 12:21 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Quote:


CORNBREAD!...Aint nothing wrong with that...





Indeed. I'm making Cornbread & Andouille sausage stuffing. 18 1/2 lb bird, mashed potatoes, squash, collard greens, and, of course, Cranberry a la Elab:






J/K. I mashed it up with a fork.


Also have pumpkin and coconut custard pies for desert.


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#376373 - 11/27/08 12:26 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Deviled eggs

Love it!

It turns out Im not cooking any more, my boyfriend is. He is all in to that shit anyways but he is too much of a douche to tell me that my cooking sucks...
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#376374 - 11/27/08 04:46 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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And c'mon, Freestylah...I know you're not American, but have a heart; don't diss turkey day. Even Monstar loves Thanksgiving, and we once raped and killed his people.




fuck yeah. I love thanksgiving day food. i'm about to head out with the gf for some fine turkey day grub then chill with a small pox blanket to keep warm.

Maybe i'll watch an episode of My Bare Lady 2 after
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#376375 - 11/27/08 05:17 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I just awoke from my tryptophan-induced coma.

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#376376 - 11/27/08 06:33 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I cooked a 21 lb bird.. with yummy stuffing, mashed potatos, gravy, rolls, green bean casserole, corn as well, and made my parents favorite stuffed mushrooms!! My Mama brought the pie.
After we ate, I saved all the white meat and a lil leftovers and sent the rest home with my mama and papa. Now I do NOT wanna do the dishes!!!
I am very thankful for many things in my life, my family, friends, my job, and the people who make my job possible!! I am thankful for all good in the world and hopeful for change for the not so good...

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!!
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#376377 - 11/27/08 09:33 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I had soooo much to eat, My boyfriend made the turkey and the green bean casserole. I made the mashed potatoes & gravy, cornbread, veggie stuff, stuffing, and I found a can of pumpkin stuff and I didnt have all the ingredients so I made pumpkin concoction, and I used cerial for the crust. It came out pretty good. It looks like a real pie. Im really proud of myself, I did pretty good.




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#376378 - 11/28/08 08:57 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I'm thankful that I'm not so absurdly blinded by my political ideology that I use thanksgiving to score political points.





burroughs isnt political.

altho i am also thankful my idealogy didn't get butt raped at the polls earlier this month, much like someone else's ideology did.
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#376379 - 11/28/08 10:49 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
gia jordan Offline
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Can you STFU and leave Thanksgiving alone? I bet you plan to ruin Christmas, too.
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#376380 - 11/28/08 11:25 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I was wrong to almost derail this thread with politics. I should have just been thankful for Gag Factor. Sorry, all.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#376381 - 11/28/08 09:40 PM Re: Thanksgiving.
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Can you STFU and leave Thanksgiving alone? I bet you plan to ruin Christmas, too.




hahaha
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#376382 - 11/29/08 04:30 AM Re: Thanksgiving.
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I was wrong to almost derail this thread with politics. I should have just been thankful for Gag Factor. Sorry, all.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




hahaha
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