Turkey Day consists of:
Making a pie,
Hording the dark meat (fuck off,LOL),
Cranberry sauce, Yams, Stuffing stuffing stuffing,
5 different kinds of wine.
3 kinds of pie
Fixing the brakes on Dad's car while the women cook (ha)
Watching TV while the women clean up (double ha)
Waiting for Grandma to embarrass herself after imbibing too much
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend