Thanks to all the people who stopped by to say hi at Adultcon. I got to play grab-ass quite a bit so it was cheaper than going to the strip club. Also, I believe I may have recruited some of the most dangerous offenders for future bukkakes.

To the dudes who bought dvds, mad props to ya. I appreciate covering the overpriced $12 parking at the Convention Center. Then again, if you see the people strolling in downtown LA, you wouldn't want to leave your car next to them.

I'm going to tough it out for a 10 hour stretch on Saturday from 1 to 11pm. Hope my bladder doesn't burst! Can't trust fans to not steal product from an unattended booth. You can't trust whores who blow you for money with the cash register either....PREACH!!!!

Seriously, the women at the show are ridiculously HOT!!! Come see some gorgeous sluts in high heels and thongs strut around like horny nymphs at the Playboy grotto. Have a couple beers and get blotto at the grotto. Get so wasted you molest some actress, get thrown out, break a window, fight a team of security guards, get arrested, have your photo on the local news, and embarass your family less than a month away from Christmas.

What....?? You got something better to do this weekend?