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Oh my goodness -- you're right. Amber Smith's horrid-looking mother is a former model herself, and the possible future "look" of Amber herself. Wow, that is a wood-killer.

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That's some Weekly World News shit right there.

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Snorting coke is a lazy bitch's exercise plan, ya heard?

Mark, you know the old addage, "Money make the whore go round!"

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I heard ya!...