On "Celebrity Rehab" Amber Smith said that in recent months she had to work as a gunslinger after she "lost everything". She's been in lots of movies, Playboy, Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, Vogue etc. Her pimp was showing an issue of French Vogue with her on the cover to sell her.

Whsat kind of cash do you think she was pulling down? I bet the Vogue thing would go over big with the rich Arab type.

she is beautiful... makes me sad what she turned into:( I always find it funny when amazingly hot women talk bout how lonely they are.. try being fat and ugly:) til then STFU

Yeah I know it was so irritating to hear her say that shit. She sounds like a moron, she's hot and she knows Im sure... I wonder what she would say to people who are actually fat, lonely and ugly... Cunt...

I watched all the episodes but I never caught the part where she said she hooked, I had no idea... Was her mother her pimp?...

Actually, Amber Smith herself appears to be pretty intelligent, and is certainly great looking.

The sickening part of Celebrity Rehab (apart from the idea of quitting drugs, egad...) is the hideous white trash troll that comes along with her in the guise of Amber's mother. Good grief! Mama's horrible to look at, a dumpy bloated fattie with a bulldog's underbite, and it was distracting to think that there is some possibility that gorgeous model Amber Smith could turn into that creature.

The part where Amber copped to whoring for money came at the end of this week's episode, in the coming-attractions part tacked onto the end. I have to admit, I was sprung thinking about that, even though my megabucks whore days are well past. Part of my arousal, of course, comes from the fact that I'm on the third day of a meth bender. I'm so horny I might even fuck Amber's mom.



Here's hoping the rehab doesn't take, so Amber's addiction will have her whoring out her anus to sweaty tricks like me one day soon.

I have seen a couple of episodes.. and the best part was them introducing nikki mckibbin or something like that, never heard of her before.. anyway.. they show pics of her when she was on coke and shit, and she was fucking hot.. now shes a slob whos fucking gunt is always hanging out.. go back on coke!!!

Amber's bio said that her mom is a former model and her dad was a San Diego Charger. Amber's mom was probably smokin when she was young. This gives credence to the old expression about looking at a girl's mother if you want to see what she'll look like in 25 years. It doesn't look good for Amber's future.

I bet the right pimp could get $10,000+ per night for Amber. But if she was just doing what she had to do for drugs, somebody got a deep discount on some top shelf ass.

Oh my goodness -- you're right. Amber Smith's horrid-looking mother is a former model herself, and the possible future "look" of Amber herself. Wow, that is a wood-killer.

This information definitely gives credence to the internet rumors I've heard that she was available, as the say on TER, "under the radar". Nici's girls/Bellamodels may have repped her.

This isn't really news, since it's not that different from the more "socially acceptable" whoring many women already do, especially attractive ones in big cities. Many women like Amber have already spent their better years in longer-term whoring situations (which they don't like to think of as whoring, but rather "being clever"), like being a booty call or mistress to guys - especially much older guys - and then once or twice a month "collecting their draw" by batting their lashes, making puppy eyes and pillow-talking sugardaddy about all the bills that are due (credit cards/rent/car/and fictitious ones) which they "have no idea how they're going to pay... big sigh."

So, girls like Amber showing up somewhere to collect a predetermined amount of money from a stranger in exchange for spreading their legs is a situation that they're already somewhat familiar with - only diff is having to break the ice with a stranger.

Very true, Mark. But almost all women have done the type of whoring you descibe. Even those who only date/marry richer men are requiring indirect payment for use of their vajina. But women have been in denial about what this amounts to (hooking) since caveman days. So it is still a huge leap to actually stand on the corner or have a pimp show people your Vogue cover and discuss hourly rates. Especially for a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.

Can't disagree, Coke - we're on same page. However I don't imagine her so much street walking as being with one of these agencies that tries to fly under the radar by selling hookers under the guise of "upscale matchmaking". Funny if someone was really peddling her Vogue cover to arab oil swine, though.

In the corporate high-rise I once worked in (law firms, electronics co's, etc), for a long time there was this 'company' owned and operated by three middle aged women. They had a nondescript name, and one day we noticed a fullpage ad they'd placed in a business mag, advertising along the lines of "You're an executive, and you don't have a lot of time, so let US find your true love for you." We knew when they had 'employee meetings' because a flock of about 30 or 40 runway model looking women would clog up the elevators all at once, causing time to stand still and every man within eyesight to grab his chest. This little operation flew under the radar a long time because they turned out to be an upscale escort agency masquerading as an upscale dating service, in a corporate high rise and all. Then one day several unmarked Crown Vics were out front, and guys in brown suits were loading the little ladies into the backseats; the party was over.

I'm sure there are tons of those types of operations, and I imagine Amber Smith starting off in one those. I bet people would be surprised just how many known names in Hollywood let's say have participated in these in between gigs or on the way to stardom.

Remind me again why I prefer to rent my whores...

Oh yeah! Because they deteriorate from this fine-looking piece of ass:



($10,000 for an eightball and a night with Tits McGee above? Maybe. The whole weekend would seem to be better value, though, and I would expect for that kind of money to be granted an all-access backdoor pass.)

To this hideous beast:

Give her a break already, she's fucking 70 (or something like that). I bet your grandma doesn't inspire any boners either. All females get fugly if they live long enough. It's the human condition. She can't help the fact that she looks exactly like Larry Flynt with longer hair.

What's-her-face Helen Mirren, the English actress, looks terrific nude past 60. Sophia Loren looked awfully good at 70, too. Amber Smith's mom-and-future just looks awful.

Here's Helen Mirren, age 60:



Va va voom!

Here's 71 year-old Sophia Loren:



One generally invests in an Amber Smith-type hottie on the expectation (hope?) that she would hold up as well as those two ladies. Seeing the tragic fate that awaits her, well, it's a wood-killer.

I, of course, just get better and better looking with age (see photo, left).

My Gammie's dead. If she inspires boners, it's in real sickos.

ok you named two, but 99.999% of old bags look like shit.

On second thought Mrs Smith looks more like Heatmiser than Larry Flynt. Remember the guy who sang "I'm Mr Heatmiser" in 'Rudolph's Crazy Christmas'.

I would have said Mrs. Garrett.

Hell, even Sharon Stone looks like a big fat piece of wrinkly old shit. Most women hit the wall by 40 at the latest.

how dare you bring up Sharon Stone - "she's still got it", girlfriend, *SNAP* She hasn't hit the wall AT ALL..




That fucking turkey neck gives Dr. Laura's a run for its money.

Ewww...

Nice whore-red lipstick too. How bout hitting a tanning bed. Bitch looks like she's scared of the sun

There is an old saying where I come from. 40 is young for a man but old for a woman.

So I guess you come from that little town called, America

Some don't hit the wall. Teri Weigel is 46 and still looks gorgeous. She has been a prostitute now for 10 years or more and still going strong. So Amber Smith has time still, if she takes care of herself.

I had an old New Yawkah coworker who said this:

"Men, they get older, they look like Sean Connery. Women, they get older, they look like Sean Connery."

Rue, age 60ish , Perfection at it's best.

I am watching the new episode of Celeb Rehab, while Amber is confessing to being a whore they show Tawny Kitaen for a second and if you guys look carefully she has a little smirky grin on her face. Am I the only one who noticed this?....

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1600177&vid=321709

She was in it (whoring) deep! Boy I would have loved to have been her dentist!

Tawny's reaction is so fake! Tawny is definitely lying when she says I have never had sex for drugs... Tell that to her coke dealer!

Tawny is another cute 1/2 Jew and a known liar.

She made all kinds of bizarre accusations against Chuck Finley and attempted to undermine his career after he filed for divorce. I think she beat him up with her shoes. I heard they were stiletto heels, but that might be bullshit.

She was a rock groupie. She's definitely done sex for drugs ... she just didn't call it that ... she called it "dating".

She loved the White Snake
Her mug shot is sooooo bad its good.

Fatty, correct again.

She kicked Finley's ass so bad he was bruised and cut. Not sure, but they mighta been driving at the time. That's a good drugged up whore, who no doubt gives up her crap cabinet for a few little white pills.

Tawny dated OJ Sinpson and the guy from Ratt who was booted for drugs and then died of Aids. great track record.

It's kind of funny that Amber was trying to get a prescription from her therapist and he said "well, when is the last time you had a breast exam?"

According to a couple of hobbyists on TER Amber was available through Bellamodels and Private Affairs.

Is Amber the one who was crying on Stern years ago because she couldn't find anyone in Hollywood that really loved her? How she and her mother would cry all the time because of the bad luck Amber had with men. She also said how the Hollywood "usual suspects" treated her badly then. Who are the usual suspects in Hollywood that models date? Scott Baio?

I seem to recall she said something on Stern once about getting fucked by Jack Nicholson when she was like 19.

i want to sneak onto the set of that show and rattle a full bottle of pills within earshot of umber while she si out in the garden making sobriety journal entries that dr dew told her to write....when she investigates and asks what kind of pills they are i tell her reallllly strong pain pills and i will give you 1 for each time you let me fuck you in the ass and cumfart hte cum onto a plate and eat it
how many pills will she eat%#?? before she stops!??@

a) 4
2) 2
c. all that i brung
d- 11


she's really a Skank 0la

Instead of whoring she should do the old 'stolen sex tape' trick. She can claim it was stolen and she's a victim while getting cash under the table (like Paris, Tommy Lee and Kim K). You know shell get desperate for drug money again. How much could she bank from such a venture? 'Celeb Rehab' is getting high ratings so everyone now knows who she is.