Actually, Amber Smith herself appears to be pretty intelligent, and is certainly great looking.

The sickening part of Celebrity Rehab (apart from the idea of quitting drugs, egad...) is the hideous white trash troll that comes along with her in the guise of Amber's mother. Good grief! Mama's horrible to look at, a dumpy bloated fattie with a bulldog's underbite, and it was distracting to think that there is some possibility that gorgeous model Amber Smith could turn into that creature.

The part where Amber copped to whoring for money came at the end of this week's episode, in the coming-attractions part tacked onto the end. I have to admit, I was sprung thinking about that, even though my megabucks whore days are well past. Part of my arousal, of course, comes from the fact that I'm on the third day of a meth bender. I'm so horny I might even fuck Amber's mom.



Here's hoping the rehab doesn't take, so Amber's addiction will have her whoring out her anus to sweaty tricks like me one day soon.