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#375972 - 11/22/08 02:39 PM Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
Bravo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/10/08 Posts: 201	http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6519773
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#375973 - 11/22/08 03:38 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
XPT RIP AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 529	it was cool that the one parent didn't give a shit.
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#375974 - 11/22/08 04:09 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
Icetech Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/26/04 Posts: 353 Loc: Macomb mich	amazes me that people get upset bout shit like this yet they will let their kids willingly go near preists and republicans.... _________________________ I love women really..... Sadly 20 minutes with one changes that opinion 100%
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#375975 - 11/22/08 06:11 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	"cafeteria and playground aide" A CPA, just like Shy Love! _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#375976 - 11/22/08 07:16 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: "cafeteria and playground aide" A CPA, just like Shy Love! Well fucking played, sir..... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#375977 - 11/22/08 07:53 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
pinupmutant Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/13/06 Posts: 611	I'm sure it's cool for the same preschool kids' dads to boff 150 rose Craigslist whores though, right? I love the smell of American hypocrisy in the morning.
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#375978 - 11/22/08 10:19 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Those old mommas are just jealous and worried now that all of sudden dad is more than willing to drop the kids off some lunch... And maybe pick up some "lunch" for themselves. I think its fucking cool and they should let her stay. I mean come on a little Crystal, Gunns, harmless... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#375979 - 11/22/08 10:40 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	It's a bit retarded to call her a "pornstar" anyway, since she never fucked on camera - I think she did solo vids for Score magazine - big fuckin deal. These days it seems anyone that gets naked on a website is automatically a "pornstar" in some peoples' eyes. Well, here's to her future ex stripping career.
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#375980 - 11/22/08 10:45 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Yep you took the words from my mouth ^ Not much of a "pornstar" linkity _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#375981 - 11/22/08 11:01 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Why do people who are against porn rejoice, sing praises, and congratulate a woman who gets involved with porn when she decides to stop being a whore only to turn around and want to have her fired from any job she that she can get that isn't McDonald's or Wal-Mart? _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#375982 - 11/23/08 02:40 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Why do people who are against porn rejoice, sing praises, and congratulate a woman who gets involved with porn when she decides to stop being a whore only to turn around and want to have her fired from any job she that she can get that isn't McDonald's or Wal-Mart? Best observation of the month by Random. Thank you. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#375983 - 11/23/08 04:19 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	Grew up in the area, comes as no surprise. Quote: Those old mommas are just jealous and worried now that all of sudden dad is more than willing to drop the kids off some lunch... And maybe pick up some "lunch" for themselves. Probably truer than you think. _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#375984 - 11/23/08 06:43 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Best observation of the month by Random. Thank you. Cold, stone cold.
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#375986 - 11/23/08 09:52 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	I never had a school lunch lady like that. Seriously the lady is doing the job, why don't they just let her alone.I wish the best for her. _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#375987 - 11/23/08 11:11 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	^^ corndog, no kidding - our lunch lady was about 70 and had a hunch back.
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#375988 - 11/23/08 11:21 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Why do people who are against porn rejoice, sing praises, and congratulate a woman who gets involved with porn when she decides to stop being a whore only to turn around and want to have her fired from any job she that she can get that isn't McDonald's or Wal-Mart? The short answer is that it's only the XXX Church guys and the Lubbens who are getting giddy over the chicks leaving the porn world. The other 99.9% of the Christian world doesn't want them anywhere close by; essentially NIMBY. They see them as evil Jezebel's who, given half a chance, will seduce their men and molest their children. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#375989 - 11/23/08 11:49 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	The fathers of practically ever kid in that school are furiously looking for her vids and probably taking their kids to school or picking them up for the first time in ages. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#375990 - 11/24/08 12:30 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	no fiend, just you, AC Cream, Bono, and the rest of the Pedo fraternity. The rest of us have actually seen pussy before. Some that even looked better than this whore I imagine, though I haven't seen her pics. As for her, let her work! Who gives a fuck if she is serving lunch, as long as she washed her jizz soaked fingers and face before serving and doesn't fuck 2nd graders with wiffle ball bats. _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#375991 - 11/24/08 06:24 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	Quote: Some that even looked better than this whore I imagine, though I haven't seen her pics. Yes, because scrolling up and clicking on a link or typing Crystal Gunns into a search engine is the epitome of backbreaking work... _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
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#375992 - 11/24/08 09:27 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	no, not backbreaking douchebag. Just had no desire to see some cafeteria lady with her mooseknuckle hanging out. Nice try though. _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#375993 - 11/24/08 05:33 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
whorebot AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/20/07 Posts: 522	WTF? Has everyone lost their sense of humor? I have a bunch of lunchlady jokes but can't figure out how to insert photos into the post yet. What I want to know is what these used up whores do with their boobs when they retire? We are talking serious breast reductions here. Or do they strap em down with bras with kevlar backstraps? Attachments 363960-CrystalGunnsand.jpg (22 downloads) Edited by whorebot (11/24/08 05:46 PM) _________________________ ‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
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#375994 - 11/24/08 05:43 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Here ya' go I don't know about you, but I'm not hot for teacher. Did you go deep off Tim Conroy? -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#375995 - 11/24/08 06:00 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	^^ If you've ever seen Crystal without makeup its pretty scary, not to mention that frightening can opener between her eyes - you'll notice she always makes sure to center her face toward the camera lens because any side profile shots might crack it. whorebot, to answer your question, just because Crystal retired from solo videos and magazine layouts (or more like, they retired HER), doesn't mean she needs to go have her silicone removed. Whore economics dictates she simply drops herself down to the next highest bidder, and a jersey guidette like her will have no trouble finding a 58 year old greaseball that owns a couple car dealerships and is looking for his third wife. Her implants still have some mileage left in being wrapped around grandpa's greasy skull, at least whenever she wants to use his credit card for a shopping spree.
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#375996 - 11/24/08 07:14 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
whorebot AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/20/07 Posts: 522	Thanks Charin - got a link on how to do that? Mark J - Fuck what kinda greaseeball would pimp his whore out to the cafeteria? She's prob doin' community service on a prostie conviction. Attached pic from only set with a real cock I've found. but that's it - she REALLY IS in "porn". Attachments 363974-Crystal02.jpg (34 downloads) _________________________ ‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
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#375997 - 11/24/08 07:17 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Smokey Internet Tough Guy Registered: 11/22/08 Posts: 857 Loc: Northeast US	gotta be tough to get a gig in the real world with 2 basketballs stuck to your chest. let the bitch work _________________________ You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#375998 - 11/24/08 07:37 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Open the attachment, and copy the URL. In this case it is http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/363974-Crystal02.jpg Edit your post Click on the image link in the Instant UBB Code list Paste in the URL for the image Move the image code if you wish, so you can put, -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy Under it. _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#375999 - 11/25/08 12:30 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Here's another article about this situation. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#376000 - 11/25/08 12:40 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	lol. nj, aka the conservative base, flexing its muscles. /sarcasm Quote: "If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?" Tuck said. "Bill Clinton smoked pot. Does that make him a bad person?" _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#376001 - 11/25/08 01:21 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: WTF? Has everyone lost their sense of humor? I have a bunch of lunchlady jokes but can't figure out how to insert photos into the post yet. At least she always serves cantalopes? Sorry, that's all I got tonight, folks. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#376002 - 11/25/08 01:38 AM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
TheBillyvassi AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/26/07 Posts: 538 Loc: Canada	how do you hire that woman, with that size of tits and not automatically think she comes from a heavy background of gobbling cock for profit.... _________________________ Porns Dock Ellis
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#376003 - 11/25/08 04:40 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
whorebot AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/20/07 Posts: 522	" 1 ice cream scoop of canned spinach or 2? " Attachments 364135-CrystalGunnsCups.jpg (13 downloads) Edited by whorebot (11/25/08 04:48 PM) _________________________ ‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
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#376004 - 11/25/08 04:46 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	kickass -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy Edited by charin (11/25/08 04:50 PM) _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#376005 - 11/25/08 04:52 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary sch
whorebot AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/20/07 Posts: 522	"How 'bout a Squirt? Fudge pudding is your other choice " Attachments 364138-crystal11crop.jpg (7 downloads) Edited by whorebot (11/25/08 04:54 PM) _________________________ ‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
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#376006 - 11/27/08 04:50 PM Re: Crystal Gunns now an aide at an elementary school
Shrinky Dinks Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/24/08 Posts: 381	No real crimes are happening in Vineland, New Jersey?
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