^^ If you've ever seen Crystal without makeup its pretty scary, not to mention that frightening can opener between her eyes - you'll notice she always makes sure to center her face toward the camera lens because any side profile shots might crack it.

whorebot, to answer your question, just because Crystal retired from solo videos and magazine layouts (or more like, they retired HER), doesn't mean she needs to go have her silicone removed. Whore economics dictates she simply drops herself down to the next highest bidder, and a jersey guidette like her will have no trouble finding a 58 year old greaseball that owns a couple car dealerships and is looking for his third wife. Her implants still have some mileage left in being wrapped around grandpa's greasy skull, at least whenever she wants to use his credit card for a shopping spree.